Landwomble, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity for many people, that would be the start of a Very Bad Day

Wesche, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Whenever I see the F22 I only hear "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me" 🤣

Joke is referencing this video series. FF to 3:47
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7wUfmJ/

maddyjean, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Aeromantic

ottobackwards, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity just go to sleep with Transformers playing on repeat, I mean come on

basisbit, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity The noise, though 😵‍💫

SimonKidd1, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity No, bloody noisy things

SwiftOnSecurity, 7 months ago

It’s got them missile-bearing hips 😮‍💨

wendynather, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Tay. You owe me a new privacy screen for my laptop

dko, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity where are all the plane fandom country songs

'My Sweetie Has Matching Pratt & Whitneys'

'Thrust Vector Lover'

'VTOLs Really Do Love 'em and Leave 'em'

'I Couldn't Keep My Baby in JP7'

e_nomem, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity This reminds me, I randomly came across this talk about the F22 flight controls. I really enjoyed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n068fel-W9I

Lee_Holmes, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Definitely everything looks cooler with vapor cones. I think they should come standard on all vehicles.

tryst, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Time for a new planesona alt?

katana, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Code 3000, NCD Containment Breach!

geeksam, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity it would have to be an extremely large bed. Also, no. 😜

reiterator, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity the bills tho

worldwidewerner, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Raptor is the sexiest plane ever made, nothing can change my mind. I'm waiting for a futuristic scifi movie where the earth is barren and then the alien attack and then the one thing that can save us all is two ols F-22 buried in a long forgotten bunker.

...

I'll be in my bunk.

jbrewer_jera, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Counterpoint: https://www.jwz.org/blog/2023/10/perennial-fuck-the-blue-angels-post-3/

Cuprohastes, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity
Such a furry 🤣
What's your icon there, a Embraer?

SQLAllFather, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity

Baby, I don't only love you for your afterburners...

BabblingGeek, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity the f22 has been forever colored in my brain by this guy and his planesonas: https://youtu.be/CBsG5qjZ5Js

rocketdyke, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity

I doubt anyone who has ever been on the receiving end of a bombing or strafing run has ever wanted to see any kind of combat jet again.

da_667, 7 months ago

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gsuberland, 7 months ago

@da_667 @SwiftOnSecurity not without the accompanying BRRRRRT

bob_zim, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity I don’t know. They’re extremely high-maintenance.

cirriustech, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Depends it’s direct relative to me lol

wotsac, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Blue Angels practice used to involve them buzzing my little apartment and generally being very active over the cheap, heavily immigrant part of Seattle. After a while you get in the headspace of knowing that the sound of an American war plane is bringing somebody a curse.

richie, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Hell yes! 😍

dwaites, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity that would depend largely on whether its bay doors are open or closed.

valthonis, 7 months ago

@SwiftOnSecurity Dat thrust vectoring, tho… 😍