RickiTarr,
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Alpha Bros: If you don't start trying to appeal to men you'll end up living by yourself with a bunch of cats!

Women, already looking at shelter cats online: Cool, thanks!

Aikiwomannc,
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@RickiTarr Bulldogs for me. But I'm cool with a cat, too. LOL!

All the whining about women having actual goals, dreams, and wants of their own that don't always include marriage and kids. From the same clowns who complained about women wanting to get married. Same guys who if they were married would complain about being married.

Have you seen gross utter horseshit from bible thumping men how girls need to be married off when they get their periods to prevent them from having careers, higher ed, and being independent? This way men can "mold" them and "save america". I cannot vomit enough over this crap.

RickiTarr,
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@Aikiwomannc Preach!

NerdRage42,

@RickiTarr threatening us with a good time.

sarae,
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@RickiTarr ...this is the argument that my co-worker who's trying to get me to take some kittens off her hands was making yesterday

I was like, look, I already have enough animals in the house that I'm like a bad stereotype about middle-aged women

csstrowbridge,
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@RickiTarr
On average, women who are single are happier than those in who are married with kids.

RickiTarr,
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@csstrowbridge I saw that study too!

IntentionallyBLANK,

@csstrowbridge @RickiTarr
I think parenting is a meaningful human experience, but it's not always especially pleasant. If you're with the wrong partner (let's be honest, the designation of wrong partner accurately describes a vast majority of men who expect to be mothered as much if not more than their own kids) this unpleasantness is upped by a factor of 10.

Is being a part of the continued human story by contributing more humans to the world worth it? Depends on who you are and what your outlook is.

It isn't for everyone. And being unattached with lots of cute pets doesn't negate valuable contributions to society or a fulfilling life.

I'd definitely take the cats over anyone who calls themselves "alpha." (TBF, I'd opt for a rabid badger stuffed in my trousers over one of those guys.)

MercG,

@RickiTarr
Stop threatening us with a good time!

RickiTarr,
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@MercG We might go for it

roytoo,
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@RickiTarr
Real "don't threaten me with a good time" vibe there. 🙂

Matchacatta,
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@RickiTarr The cats are more tolerable housemates

maudenificent,
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@RickiTarr

LOL why not a housefull of other women?
ha ha ha ha ha

ps i like dogs better than cats, and people who are not r*soles

RickiTarr,
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@maudenificent Hey that sounds pretty good too

gilesforyou,
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@RickiTarr Thought for a moment this was a notice from you to Alpha Bros; they should indeed start trying to appeal to men.

And everyone else, for that matter. Nobody likes an alpha bro.

RickiTarr,
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@gilesforyou Well they should try lol

argv_minus_one,
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@RickiTarr This is a timely reminder to go pet my cats.

RickiTarr,
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wanderinghermit,

@RickiTarr

In the software world, Alpha code is slow, full of bugs, and often doesn't work. So, Alpha Bro, I think I'll just wait for version 2.0 or later.

darkware,

@RickiTarr Lol men should appeal to women, how 'bout that for a change. All good women should be treated like quees by every man, anything less means the man is being a douchebag.

bluecaller,
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@RickiTarr tangentially related, also an easy choice

RickiTarr,
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@bluecaller OMG PERFECT

asbestos,
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@bluecaller @RickiTarr
How is this an easy choice? If I pick the Grill is it ok to have sex with other people

hackdefendr,

@bluecaller @RickiTarr

Nuh uh, it isn't an easy choice. A cat that cooks with me for free and be my faithful friend or a cat girlfriend that just loves me is not an easy choice for a true romantic that also suffers from foodie-ism. 🤣

RickiTarr,
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@hackdefendr @bluecaller You just have to find a Cat Girl that cooks lol

epicdemiologist,
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@RickiTarr Like you'd stick around after the first grey hair or stretchmark, Chad.

WecanbeGyros,
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@epicdemiologist @RickiTarr Chad whacks to qwaks

kentenmakto,

@RickiTarr Really not seeing the problem here.

RickiTarr,
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@kentenmakto Looks cozy to me

justafrog,
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@RickiTarr I just think of how Korea's marriage rate fucking died because a lot of their men are like that.

The choice between living with cats or with a raging sexist asshole appears very, very easy.

schmidt_john,

@RickiTarr What's wrong with cats?

RickiTarr,
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@schmidt_john Absolutely nothing

EmPenTen,

@RickiTarr
My 5 cats and 7 chickens and myself all appreciate this post...

RickiTarr,
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@EmPenTen Awww do you have chick pics

EmPenTen,
RickiTarr,
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@EmPenTen Awwww do they let you pet them?

EmPenTen,

@RickiTarr
Generally not, but sometimes they get friendly and I'll end up with a chook on my knee or something. I used to have a very friendly one that liked to sit on my shoulder!
It's the coolest thing when I come home and they all come running towards me :) Even if I know that they're just hoping for food, I still love it!

garyrogers,

@RickiTarr alpha bros who complain about beta bros obviously haven’t studied the nato phonetic alphabet, and are there for obviously bravo bros.

HunkThunderzone,
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RickiTarr,
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@HunkThunderzone Right, I just do what makes me feel comfortable, and my hubs likes it just fine.

KatyKnits,
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@RickiTarr my general rule is if you have to tell me you're an Alpha, you're really not.

billyjoebowers,
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@RickiTarr

For some reason I read the first part as talking to other men, and I still believed it. Seems like the logical progression.

RickiTarr,
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@billyjoebowers BAHAHA I mean...

fuzzface,

@RickiTarr The problem with such men is they don’t know they are the problem, and they don’t have enough self awareness to ever figure it out. It is tough having to share any characteristics with idiots like that.

wtsparrow,
@wtsparrow@spore.social avatar

@RickiTarr

I’m not an Alpha Bro, and I think men who think they are have a screw loose, but I would be happy to live alone with a houseful of shelter cats (though it’d like better to be living with my wife and a houseful of cats).

digichelle,
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@RickiTarr Fucking “alpha” bros/men/whatever. Anyone who calls themself an alpha unironically is telling on themself. Yet another marker of an unaddressed superiority complex.

Also, I really want a cat! Damned apartment lease won’t let me have them.

davep,

@digichelle @RickiTarr The only person I've ever seen call himself an alpha male was quite the opposite, but trying too hard to compensate. It's a very weird thing to say.

brainmedicine,

@davep @digichelle @RickiTarr self declared alphas are so beta

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