Apparently, the #DailyMail has just launched "Woke Watch", where red faced pillocks send in angry e-mails, complaining about transgender asylum seekers giving their house prices pronoun cancer, or something.
Anyway, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should one e-mail wokewatch@dailymail.co.uk to #Troll, #Shitpost or just plain take the piss. No, that would be WRONG. Oh, for shame!
@alexanderhay oops. when Toby Young wanted examples of Cancel Culture at universities I contacted him about the way every maths department had turned down my talk "equilateral triangles are an EU lie". maybe the daily mail will finally free britain from the Euclidean plane and is woke idealism
@alexanderhay@corbden I definitely haven't sent them the lyrics to TISM's classic "I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford" more than once.
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You DEFINITELY shouldn't use a tool like GuerillaMail over Tor to generate anonymous throw away email addresses to send through. That would be TERRIBLE and EVIL. /s
“I hope that Daily Mail journalists continue their vigilance watching out for woke in UK public lavatories.
Watch those urinals closely lads, make sure everyone has the right equipment to use them.
Can’t be too careful around woke — your journalists should probably ask to feel the bits of each member (no pun intended) of the public to ensure they aren’t woke.”
@alexanderhay this is insane. The whole pronoun thing is just a fad, and like all the other fads, we just need to be adults about it and it will go away in time. this his just goes way overboard. People have really become cult like in recent times and lost all sense of common sense and understanding
@alexanderhay Charlie Brooker (black mirror) used to have a fabulous web zine in the 90s called TV Go Home, which was a fabulously snarky take on a page from the TV Times - on it was the fake show called Daily Mail Island, this will be worse.
@alexanderhay Any website that lets you make a temporary email that you could use to send emails? I don't want to give these fuckers my e-mail address.
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