Anon manages the impossible
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<span style="color:#323232;">>playing some mtg with my college group that meets up at my best friend's every friday
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>one of the players asks if his friend can join next time we play
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>nobody has a problem with it
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>next friday rolls around
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>everybody gets set up
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>knock on the door
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>best friend opens the door
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>immediate regret
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>actual fucking fecal smell emanates from this mass of unkempt hairy adipose
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>try my god damndest to be polite and try to ignore the smell and just play.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>he picks up the game pretty quickly, and thankfully he doesn't speak too often because each time he opens his mouth the halitose burns my nostrils.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>we tolerate this for exactly 10 minutes before the poli-sci dude in our group slams his can of altoids on the plaguelord's side of the table and blurts "do not fucking speak in my direction again until you've fucking emptied this your breath smells like death."
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>dead fucking silence for 10 seconds.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>plaguelord gets up, apologizes, and leaves
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>we try to pretend this never happened.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>next week rolls around, its still on everyone's mind.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>knock on the door
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>takes a few moments to recognize the stranger in front of us
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>holy shit its the plaguelord, and he's fucking clean
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>completely shaved his patchy neckbeard
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>is wearing what looks like a brand new clothes, his jeans even still have a sticker on them
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>smells vaguely like strawberries instead of rotten onions
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>teeth still stained but the halitose is completely gone and replaced with mint.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>apologized for last week, asked if he could play again
</span><span style="color:#323232;">>fast forward a few months and now he's a regular at our table, he even brings homemade snacks.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Has this ever happened in your groups or is this some sort of anomaly/divine intervention?
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