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100 Alternative Changes to Transform Your Life in 2024
The Guardian did their list, now check out the alternative life-changing advice for 2024. Because not everyone lives the easy life
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27. Hack your left leg off. You can lose weight instantly and save wear and tear on expensive shoes by hacking your left leg off. Unless you're left-footed, in which case hack the right one off. Be sure not to make that mistake, or you'll feel stupid. S. Leather, Birmingham.
15. Push pins into your scrotum. I never knew what it was like to push pins in my scrotum, but then I pushed pins in my scrotum, and now I do. It's horrific. M. Butreeks, Oregon.
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