CrypticMirror,
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Welp, just slathered another load of antiseptic cream on my foot. I think it is safe to say that I wouldn't be getting any #OnlyFans subscribers based on the state of it right now.

Why does even mild walking exercise, not even jogging, result in such horrible blisters? I do everything right. Well fitting, non cheap, walking boots, cushioned socks, building up from three miles to six-even, and yet...

I tell you, all this healthy exercise will be the :flan_reaper: of me yet.

Hellybootwader,
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@CrypticMirror the blisteeze? (Compeed brand maybe) plasters that you warm up and stay on for a few days till your skin heals were fantastic when I got a blister and had to walk the next day. Expensive but so helpful.

CrypticMirror,
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@Hellybootwader

I've got a packet of those hydrocolloid plasters ordered from Evil River Company coming today. I thought I had a packet already, but they seem to have evaporated into the ether since the last time I used them. How come you can sit something down, swear you see it every day, but then on the day you need it; it is gone?

Hellybootwader,
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@CrypticMirror
It is the pixie hat.
Once the pixie (mischief maker) puts it’s hat on the thing you are looking for you can no longer see it, even if it is in plain sight.
The hat will be removed once you no longer need the item.
At least that’s how it seems to work in this house

CrypticMirror,
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@Hellybootwader I don't know why it happens here. I always leave a thimble of whisky out for the #WeeFolk every full moon, like my grandfather told me too.

Not even joking. A thimble of whisky out for the week folk on the windowsill every full moon, and a little bottle of it down a rabbit hole every new year's day. My grandfather swore it kept #TheWeeFolk happy.

#AyrshireTraditions #Ayrshire #Fae

Wen,
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@CrypticMirror @Hellybootwader Do you observe unstable flight and even more aggression from the dastardly Robins afterwards?

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