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Welp, just slathered another load of antiseptic cream on my foot. I think it is safe to say that I wouldn't be getting any subscribers based on the state of it right now.

Why does even mild walking exercise, not even jogging, result in such horrible blisters? I do everything right. Well fitting, non cheap, walking boots, cushioned socks, building up from three miles to six-even, and yet...

I tell you, all this healthy exercise will be the :flan_reaper: of me yet.

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@Hellybootwader I don't know why it happens here. I always leave a thimble of whisky out for the every full moon, like my grandfather told me too.

Not even joking. A thimble of whisky out for the week folk on the windowsill every full moon, and a little bottle of it down a rabbit hole every new year's day. My grandfather swore it kept happy.

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