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I'm just this guy, you know?

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That's just because they're from McDonald's Trash Service

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I would really love to not be living at a pivotal moment in history. It's been this way for decades.

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What ring do I need to throw into what hole to stop this?

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Considering it's a SeaMaster they might be anti-ship missiles

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I think it has more to do with maintaining a manufacturing base for defense than it is about jobs or the economy.

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Nation-states were a stupid idea to begin with

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Each day I find a new way to feel like a complete outsider in my home country.

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I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.

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It depends on the car. If I see a nice looking expensive car I don't think they're an asshole. Seeing something amazing is a treat for a gearhead like me, no matter how bitter I am.

The Cybertruck, however, is ugly as fuck. Unless your aesthetic is 80s low-poly video games it is even uglier in person than pictures. The fact that something that ugly costs that much is almost insulting.

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And the early 90s had a Hippie cultural revival

Fewer people in the US plan to buy EVs this year, study shows (www.reuters.com)

The number of buyers in the U.S. considering an electric vehicle purchase in 2024 has fallen from a year ago due to a shortage of affordable cars, inadequate charging infrastructure and ignorance about EV benefits, a study by J.D. Power, opens new tab has shown....

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The options are basically an SUV with a giant touch screen and data harvesting, plus a cell phone connection so they can brick your car with a software update. None of that is appealing to me.

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I should open a yacht company and get in on this good economy

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I wore a mask to the store last weekend because I had to get something for my mom and had a pretty nasty sinus infection and didn't want other people to catch my cold. If I have to be in a crowded place I also wear a mask because other people aren't as considerate.

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Shipbuilding and car manufacturing both have extensive defense applications. They'll keep both around because if there's a war they need a local industry.

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For how often I'm accused of influencing the election I really should send these guys an invoice. My time ain't free.

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Now pack it full of explosives and drive it into the Kursk bridge

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I don't see a problem. Kids should be educated in Federation values from an early age.

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Too late. Sold the kids for some latinum.

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The road from Blue Ball to Paradise goes through Intercourse.

Devout Christian Mike Johnson shows up to hush money trial to defend a guy accused of cheating on his wife with a porn star (www.vanityfair.com)

House Speaker Mike Johnson describes himself as a Christian before anything else. He has said his “faith informs everything I do.” He has told people curious about his views to “pick up a Bible.” His wife reportedly runs a counseling service whose operating agreement, which he himself notarized, states, “We believe and...

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Trump is literally a Golden Calf, and Johnson is worshiping him.

Ugh now there's an image I have to get out of my head...

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I think there will be a huge market for endangered animal meat. Imagine having dodo wings and a mammoth steak for dinner.

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Imagine if you could get a sample of your own ass and grow it into a steak

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You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

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