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tourist, 5 days ago

Pussy 2

tourist, 7 days ago

598 unique what

tourist, 8 days ago

Intern slipped, fell and landed on the “monetize extra lives” button

tourist, 11 days ago

Hi

Even if you know the hallucinations aren’t real, I think it’s still considered a symptom of schizophrenia.

I don’t think you’ve been scammed by the psychiatrist.
That bill sounds standard for healthcare in the USA, unfortunately.

As far as I’m aware, a lot of psychiatric medication can take weeks or months before you start feeling the benefits. Let your psychiatrist know if you’re not responding to the treatment.

Wishing you the best, mate.

tourist, 11 days ago

Won’t those medications reach the baby if the labour takes too long?

tourist, 11 days ago

I was never able to get that working

try messing around in the accessibility settings, see if you get lucky

otherwise get a second pair of earphones and lip stim on that pair

or chew gum or get a fidget cube or ask your doctor for ritalin

tourist, 13 days ago

River streams?

tourist, 13 days ago

It may be the lingering THC in my bloodstream, but I struggle to understand why anyone would be willing to deploy a nuclear weapon. Once one explodes, is it not totally game over for pretty much everyone?

The US and China are two of the biggest economies in the world. If even one big city in either country gets nuked, surely that will have crippling global consequences? Radioactive fallout, major supply chain breakdowns, famine, civil unrest and the obvious initial loss of possibly millions of innocent civilians.

Like what the hell are we supposed to do man

tourist, 12 days ago

no man I don’t want that either ahhhh this is rough

tourist, 14 days ago

I did not downvote, but I think the others did because it’s kinda difficult trying to figure out exactly what you’re trying to say.

Text doesn’t always convey intent very well, unfortunately.

tourist, 15 days ago

Super calming and warm

tourist, 16 days ago

ngl I’d shit in the bees stall bc the other one probably nasty af

tourist, 18 days ago

winner winner dick spinner

tourist, 18 days ago

bro typing in calligraphy 💀

tourist, 19 days ago

What’s some neovim config you always keep?

tourist, 20 days ago

Numerology

They are so unhinged that the doorknob has melted to the floor.

It also seeps into every other batshit conspiracy theory eventually. It’s huge in QAnon. If you see a number, pack your bags, it’s jover.

1+1 = 2

Do you know what else there were two of? The twin towers. How many planes hit the twin towers? Exactly two. How many times has my wife left me? Only once, but one day I will get the kids back. Fuck you judge McNally

10 digits, infinite bullshit

tourist, 20 days ago

It perfectly captures all the essence of dogs going full berserk crocodile goblin mode

tourist, 20 days ago

. incoming

tourist, 21 days ago

circumcision

tourist, 22 days ago

It’s that “🌈The more you know⭐” video mashallah

tourist, 23 days ago

Reddit can fuck itself.

I thought that’s what they banned

tourist, 23 days ago

If you want a privacy-focused web browser, use Firefox or Vivaldi.

I thought Vivaldi was also shady? Did I maybe confuse it with Opera?

tourist, 22 days ago

Don’t stress over it. I didn’t read the entire thing either. It’s a relatively long article.

I Read the first few paragraphs and then when the ADHD kicked in I skim scrolled all the way to the bottom where “Vivaldi” caught my eye

tourist, 23 days ago

Nations who recognise Palestine:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6c2059e2-5ebf-433e-be94-8d91f3729ec8.png

I miss this kind of confidence I got from cocaine

tourist, 23 days ago

Take a breath, brother. Life’s short. Let your loved ones know you love them while they’re still around.