rb

@rb@masto.ai

I am a #programmer, #writer, and avid #PC #gamer with a passion for #technology and storytelling. My background in programming allows me to bring a unique perspective to my writing, and I enjoy sharing my knowledge and experiences with others, and vice versa. I look forward to connecting with like-minded individuals and exploring the latest developments in the #tech world.

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I’m breaking out the gas mask when I get home.

schizanon, to oregon

Are #waterspouts a normal thing in #Oregon? I'm from #Tornado alley and I was under the impression that I had gotten away from them when I moved to #Portland but I heard we had several in the past few days. Not cool! #PDX #weather #pdxtst #PNW

rb,

@schizanon me too! Where from??

rb,

@schizanon Illinois.. we had tornadoes in December just before Christmas a couple of years ago.. I think you did too?

chartier, to random
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"Ooh that's as smooth as a baby's butt"

(Someone said in relation to this new Belkin charger I got that his this felt-y rubber-y finish to it)

Oh yeah? You fancy yourself quite familiar with a variety of baby's butts, do you? Hrm. Interesting.

rb,

@chartier how does anyone know how cold a witches tit is? How could one fathom that ones balls could be larger than the pants they fit into? But yes, your inquiry does also peak my curiosity in a similar manner!

rb, to random

So much space to fill!

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@billzismyname it’s amazing out here! It really is! I’m kind of getting used to it already.

rb,

@billzismyname where did you go again? I remember you were packing same day?

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I’m excited to get some surround sound going in here. But I’m going to need furniture before I worry about all that! This living room is bigger than my entire old apartment!

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Where come from nearly 9pm doesn’t have this much sunshine!

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@billzismyname I just hit Des Moines Iowa. Toooo far left to go!

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@billzismyname I’m finally out the door.

rb,

@billzismyname thanks! It’s more like 3 days but hey who’s counting?

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    rb,

    @billzismyname oh snap you had hair on your head and not on your face! Now you have it on your face and not your head! Wait... idk where I'm going with this because me too.

    rb,

    @billzismyname boosted mostly because that's a great word that we could all use a little more often.

    billzismyname, to random

    I dozed off on the couch and woke up to Wolfie laying directly on my bladder and this on the TV:

    https://youtu.be/NayVXuwPv8M

    rb,

    @billzismyname 🤣🤣🤣

    rb, to random

    The cops almost shot my dog last night... had to surrender her though. Her leash was clean cut and someone got chased by her and called the cops... the leash was CLEAN CUT... she had been outside for 10 fucking minutes before all this happened.

    rb,

    CLEAN CUT.. the dog did not chew or tear this.. someone let her loose intentionally.

    rb, to random

    I woke up thinking it was 6pm and spent a good while freaking out about sleeping so late.. it's 6am I'm going back to bed!

    dbsalk, to random
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    Today is the 19th anniversary of my start date at the Palmer House Hilton in , Illinois, USA. If you were a guest at the Palmer House between June of 2004 and August 2006, it's entirely possible that I checked you in for your stay.

    If that's the case, hello again! I apologize if your room was impossibly small. I promise it wasn't personal. The hotel is old.

    rb,

    @dbsalk I've been in many Hiltons but that is one of the more beautiful lobbies I have seen.

    rb, to random

    I ate #TacoBell made by a new hire,
    It tasted real good but set my butthole on fire,
    And it burns burns burns,
    My ring’s on fire,
    My ring’s on fire

    blueberry, to random
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    Spotify says my top genre is Alt Z, and I didn’t really know what that meant

    From https://azurewolfmusic.com/music/what-is-alt-z-music.html:

    > Alt Z songs are about love and loss, about making poor choices, about making errors, and about the anxiety and anguish that result from such things. They may have slower melodies [1]

    And then I found this Spotify playlist that is basically exactly my music taste: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6TySxsLwRVYqEh7LZ6fyq8

    I’m glad I finally found what to call my music taste!

    rb,

    @blueberry there is an entire genre of music about my life?

    billzismyname, to random

    I went in Target for a coffee grinder. $200 later:

    rb,

    @billzismyname where is the coffee grinder?

    rb, to random

    Besides getting hit by a car at crosswalk & an accidental BMX jump over some steps at another crosswalk (my nuts will never forgive me for the rough landing) my 20 mile bike ride yesterday wasn't bad. I'm very worn out though, my wrist & hip are aching pretty bad but hopeful a bit of R&R will fix that.

    rb, to random

    I'll be okay, I'm just sore, but I just got hit by a car on my bike because an idiot didn't know what a stop sign is or something... idk I would have asked but they just kept going as if they didn't even know they hit me and knocked me down into the road. Police were fucking useless as usual when they did absolutely nothing about it. This is an moment if I ever seen one.

    rb,

    @billzismyname also in a few more words I may have told him that useless fucks like him are the reason people hate cops.

    rb,

    @billzismyname oh felt great until he started to get serious with me about being aggressively angry... hmm go figure.. I wonder why? I know when to walk.

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