owashe

@owashe@meow.social

I'm Owa! I'm a corgi plushie and part of the Tricorgs system with @artemis and https://macrofurs.social/@tabitha.

I'm a paw gremlin and I like stuff and things! Expect paws, cannabis, bad jokes, video games, paws, dog things, Legend of Zelda, paws, and paws. There would be more paws but I'd run out of space.

34 | She/Her | Asexual (but not sex averse) | Polyamorous | Transfem | Autistic, ADHD, OCD | RP & DM friendly

Married to https://pounced-on.me/@rantingsteve ❤️

🔞Minors: do not interact with lewd/kink posts, other interactions are fine.

Avatar by https://plush.city/@tsunderdog

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patterfloof, to random

House across the street has started hanging a set of overalls in the living room, so whenever I glance across while closing the upstairs curtains, it's like there's a guy just hanging there

owashe,

@patterfloof Spooky ghost neighbor

owashe, to random

I still think it's ridiculous that Rockstar had to take out a bunch of songs from the in-game radio stations of GTA IV because licenses ran out after 10 years

Gruppa Krovi was one of the reasons I wanted to play it again in the first place, dammit >:c

owashe,

@patterfloof What really bothers me about it is that they claim they added new songs

I listened to Vladivostok and it's basically the same three songs, they just sound /slightly/ different now instead of being an actual variety

owashe, to random

Is anyone else not getting any of the spam stuff we keep hearing about?

owashe, to random

Playing GTA V, husband comes in to watch

Me: Uh oh, the military is not amused.
Husband: The military? What did you do!?
Me: I drove into a military base with a taxi.
Husband: That would do it.
Me: I'm going to steal a fighter jet because it's there and I want it.
Husband: Fair enough!

We have fun here :blobfoxhappy:

owashe, to random

I know not everyone's a fan of Country Music but I gotta say they sometimes have some creative points to their songs

Like this one song in GTA V that's this guy singing about how much he hates dipping tobacco ("Dippin' Snuff'")]

Or Johnny Cash singing about how a song in which he's the car called the General Lee

owashe, to random

I like big PAWS and I cannot lie
You other fluffers can't deny

owashe, to random

"Yo dawg I heard you like dogs, so I put a therian in a fursuit."

-@rantingsteve

owashe, to random

Okay, here's a "Story" for you Telegram: /Nobody cares./

owashe, to random

John Marstodon in Fedi-Dead Redemption

dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

The Dgar logo is:

owashe,

@dgar I always saw it as a canine nose but since that's not one of the available options, probably not what was intended x3

owashe, to random

You ever notice that fishing is supposed to be relaxing and yet it tends to be the most intense and/or frustrating part of the entire game?

owashe,

@Nine Red Dead Redemption 2 not only has you have to deal with figuring out when to give slack on the line and when to hold, you also have to flail the right stick in a circle to reel in

I end up using my palm more often than not x3

owashe, to random

Gotta love this modern world of technology where everything's connected, which means that when Google's voice command thing keeps saying "Can't connect to Google" I know there's probably nothing I can do about it, it's functionally useless, and I'd have better luck talking to our microwave

So convenient!

owashe,

"Ensure your Google voice app is up to date"

See, I /want/ it to be up to date but since my phone is a few years old you fuckers stopped supporting updates for it

But it's okay! Because technology! It makes our lives easier and so much more secure

owashe, to random

Why do rebrands always turn out worse than the original? You'd think that by now there'd be an improvement due to the law of averages

But, no, marketing is immune to even natural laws, apparently

owashe, to random

Google assistant is like "I can tell you the name of a song if you hum or sing it"

I try to do so

And then it's like "Can't reach Google at the moment"

You ARE a Google, you fucking piece of work

owashe,

@patterfloof I swear, it's like the logic behind it is that they assume someone will always be holding it in their hand when they want "hands-free"

owashe,

@patterfloof I just log onto my computer and use "Find my phone" for that

"Okay Google" just doesn't work properly unless it's like, right in front of me

owashe, to random

I just realized that now that my name is different I'm immune to "Oh hi Mark" which I've been hearing semi-frequently since The Room came out

owashe, to random

Today I was reminded in a hilarious fashion that if you run into a fence while riding a horse in Red Dead Redemption 2, you will go flying and possibly land on a chicken

The chicken, fortunately, clipped through me and was unharmed in the making of this discovery

owashe, to random

Paws paws paws

owashe, to random

It has been
0 days
since feral art bot posted the fish wearing a bikini

owashe, to random

What if there was a snake-oil merchant who was actually a literal snake, so he just called it "me oil"

Would it sell better? It might!

owashe, to random

Are there any other games that did what Red Dead Redemption did: "The sequel is actually a prequel?"

Can't think of any off the top of my head

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