nitrogenez

@nitrogenez@social.linux.pizza

nanomadeez, nuts

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nitrogenez, to random Ukrainian

let's be honest, hastags are awful. i use them very rarely, only on occasions when i need to mark the topic if i'm being serious and want my thoughts to be seen by public, or if i need a post to distribute better. but if you are slapping a hundred hastags on your post that is about an incident or any disappointing event... it looks sus (yes i really said it call me on that one), for me posts like this are fake by default, because fuck you, if my cat died i won't be slapping hashtags on the post.

afg, to random
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nitrogenez,

@afg i think they're dead.

fluffypaws, to books

"go to hell" or "fuck you" is boring and basic. "i hope your favorite book gets turned into a horrible movie or tv show, with a horrendous cast and script" is smart. it's terrifying. it's possible.

#books #reading #bookstodon

nitrogenez,

@fluffypaws i hope your favourite book gets turned into a horrible movie or tv show, with a horrendous cast and script.

evil laughter

usluck, to memes
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nitrogenez,

@usluck fuck is it time for gay penguins now?

ianRobinson, to random
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Monitor reviews that don’t state the pixel density of the screen can get in the sea.

Expect lots of reviews that don’t state pixel density this month from CES coverage.

nitrogenez,

@ianRobinson i didn't even read the post but mate you look fucking chill with these glasses.

narada, to random
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nitrogenez,

@narada yes! they did it! after so many years THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DID IT!

starshine, to random
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“king size bed”? what are you, a monarchist?

nitrogenez,

@starshine why yes

timamor, to random
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Me on January 6, 2021:

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nitrogenez,

@timamor fascinating. good for you, bruv.

dollkitty, to random

awawa?

nitrogenez,
orekix, to random

can you imagine being e*ropean and never having good fruit

nitrogenez,

@orekix when i was living in ukraine we had delicious apples that were growing on our own apple tree. so no, i can't imagine.

SuspiciousDuck, to random
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môj kryt chráni môj telefón

nitrogenez,

@SuspiciousDuck why would he do that

usluck, to Humor
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nitrogenez,

@usluck leave the grandpa alone, he's got a headache from this shouting.

axelrafn, to random
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After a bottle and a half of wine I think it's fair to say my fingers are not suitable for programming anymore..

Guess it's time to kill some murllocks in WoW ..

nitrogenez,

@axelrafn i wish i had wine. i only have whiskey at the moment.

eRatt, to random
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@SunnJax since I was (very correctly) grossed out by the raisins you enjoy (haha 🤭😉😇), I'm going to share with you something you can make fun of me for liking...*deep breath....I like candy corn. It seriously makes some people angry, but that's the kind of life I live...on the edge (of the possibility of diabetes.) 🤗❤️

nitrogenez,

@eRatt @SunnJax wow 😱 you seem so 🤔 active 🤪 using this 🫵 many 👐 emojis 😀 and pauses 😶 i 🤵🏻‍♂️ wish 🙏🏻 you 🫵 don't 🙅🏻‍♂️ have a stroke 🙇🏻‍♂️ while you're writing ✍🏻 like that 🫵 one day 🏞️

Snowshadow, to art
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Wouldn't it be fun if buildings weren't boring?

#Art #Murals #whims

nitrogenez,

@Snowshadow if every single building was painted with this kind of art i would vomit after an hour spent there.

amy, to random
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In the future, DeWalt goes from making powertools to spaceships.

nitrogenez,

@amy then my ass is too, except you not only need to look at it from the right side, but at the right time as well.

thegreatape, to random
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ITS BURRITO'S 41st BIRTHDAY LETS GOOOO

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nitrogenez,

@thegreatape can i eat him

jessew, to random

cranking my hog so skibidily rn

nitrogenez,

@jessew what the fuck

nitrogenez, to random Ukrainian

for some reason i really like this shot of Touka. i wonder why. by the way, short hair on girls is the pinaccle of beauty, change my mind :blobrainbow:

nitrogenez, to random Ukrainian

i've always dreamed about being creditable enough to be a speaker on some conference. i just like the thought about me telling others something new and interesting so they could learn and become better than me. i've been on several meetups, yeah, and for some of them the gaffers invited me as a speaker, but these meetups weren't what i really wanted. it was cool though. i don't want fame, i just want to be useful. childhood trauma i suppose? :data_pipe:

nitrogenez, to ZigLang Ukrainian

i am thinking of writing a new blog post on dev.to about my experiences with . the ones i got while writing software for Linux (package manager, distribution installation framework, etc). and if you are interested, yes, this software will be mostly usable on any distro other than cuteOS. i am planning to make my own general framework for application development with Zig, which will be available through ABI for C/C++, and maybe others, if the community will help to bind them.

nitrogenez, to random Ukrainian

@vazub

i see you went open with your distro. i've checked it out and followed it on codeberg, but i see no logo. do you need one? we might talk about that.

nitrogenez,

@vazub then text me when you're ready on Matrix, i'll help you out. i've already got an idea, being honest.

jessew, to random

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR RULES FUCK YOUR STANDARDS IM DRESSING MY TABLE HOWEVER I GOD DAMN WANT FUCK YOU

nitrogenez,

@jessew i love the first one, it's clean and easy to memorise.

Pinchy63, to random
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My cousins son died suddenly a few days after Christmas. He hadn’t been feeling well. At first he had a sore throat & went to emergency to have it looked at. After hours of waiting he left. A few days later he went to a different Emerg complaining of shortness of breath. They gave him a puffer for asthma & sent him home. He collapsed a few hours later in his kitchen & couldn’t be revived. He was 45 yrs old with a 9 yr old son & twin 4yr old girls.😢

nitrogenez,

@Pinchy63 sounds like a completely legitimate story posted on the internet. fascinating, fascinating.

saiv46, to random Russian
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Привет, мир!

Чёт я выпал из федивёрса на некоторое время. Как у вас дела?

nitrogenez,

@saiv46 krašče by j ne povertavsja :data_pipe:

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