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Author for those who love to escape this world. The bizarre beckons me. I blame Oregon. Amateur astronomer, gardener, cancer survivor, and collector of stray cats.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm

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Editing continues on The Afterworlds, the last book in the Backworlds series!
The launch party for the exclusive early release is July 9th! Join me for the party! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mpaxauthor/the-complete-backworld-series-exclusive-editions?ref=ec0nuk

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This freebie ends soon! Stopover at the Backworld's Edge More https://buff.ly/3P3jHaa

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What do you call a pig with laryngitis?

Disgruntled.
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.
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Happy Cancer Survivors Day!
To all of you still in the fight, I wish you strength. You can do this!
#cancersurvivor #breastcancer #cancersucks

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Another world seems to be within reach. What will you find at the sphere?
#scifi #sciencefiction #MPaxDimension #WritingCommunity #writingprompts #creativity

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There are plenty of aliens in the Backworlds series. More will be met in The Afterworlds. This is a Seuk. They caused some mischief before becoming almost extinct. #scifi #sciencefiction Get in on the exclusive early release coming this July! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mpaxauthor/the-complete-backworld-series-exclusive-editions?ref=ec0nuk

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When does a joke become a “dad joke”?

When it becomes apparent
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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him
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This alien has senses we don't. What's one of them?
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Finished the extra helping of The Afterworlds for the exclusive early edition. Starting final edits. #wip #writingcommunity #amwriting #amediting #scifi #sciencefiction #spaceopera #booktwitter

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