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maz1

@maz1@mastodon.social

my own late-era, middle-aged ramblings

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maz1, to chicago
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Same as it ever was #chicago

elonjet, to random

Landed in Long Beach, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 13 min.

maz1,
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@elonjet very smart Sir thank you Sir

the_etrain, to random
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I find it morbidly amusing when the 420 bot tells me it's 4:20 in a place where I'd probably get a lengthy prison sentence for simple possession.

maz1,
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@the_etrain I don't follow the bot, but when I see it I wonder if they account for "weird" time zones like Gary, IN and India

MissingThePt, to random
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We need a time travel movie where all the the time travelers die because they end up in the vast emptiness of space because the earth isn’t yet in, or has already left, our current location.

maz1,
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@MissingThePt DIALOGUE: "let's just set it to 5 seconds in the future, what could possibly happen in 5 seconds?"

instantly drowns in fiery magma

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