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matt

@matt@oslo.town

🌟 Meet Matt! 🌟 self-facilitating media node and the brain behind oslo.town! :mastodon: You may have used something that I designed. 🧑‍💻

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matt, to animals
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Taking the cat to the vets (again). Paying the #CatTax with a photo of said cat on the bus. 🐱 #Cats

jon, to random

Public Service Announcement Just a reminder that if you have any interest at all in attending the #NFL games played in Europe this year, you usually have to sign up ahead of time to even have a chance to buy them.

matt,
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@jon Don't tell everyone 😅 I'm signed up, you're just narrowing my odds.

matt, to random
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Oslo 🇳🇴 – The Next Great Cycling City
https://youtu.be/zmp09Fd07oc

(h/t @kimleo85)

matt, to random
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Ooooh! The #MiamiDolphins :mia: are set to play the #KansasCityChiefs :kc: in Frankfurt 🇩🇪 on November 5th

🤞 Hope I can get a ticket 🎟️ I wanna see some #NFL :nfl:

https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-announces-schedule-for-five-international-games-in-2023-x0246

matt, to random
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Everyone’s tooting about #Eurovision :eurovision2022: but I’m catching up on #RaceAcrossTheWorld 🚞

matt, to random
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Better brace yourselves as everyone is about to get a semi on fedi for the #Eurovision :eurovision2022:

matt, to random
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Been doing #dugnad 🧹 this evening and a little baby magpie came to eat all the worms and bugs 🐛 it could find as mamma #magpie looked on from a tree above. 🌳

We’re keeping the cats inside tonight and have advised neighbours to do the same, otherwise this feathered friend might not live to see the morning. 😼😾

matt,
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@arnfinnp Sadly, or conveniently? 🥹

matt,
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@vegafjord Skjæreunge = kan ikke fly. Den har falt fra redet.

cassidy, to random
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Am I weird that I really want a native Android app for Mastodon administration? The website feels way too designed for desktops and squished down into a mobile form factor—and it would be dope to be able to do more admin-y things in context on my phone.

@megalodon any chance of bringing more instance admin features into the app?

matt,
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@cassidy I have asked for this app in the past. I think it would be very useful. Should be a standalone admin app. And I want an iOS version too.

jon, to random

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    matt,
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    @jon The #Dolphins :mia: are going to Germany! 👏

    https://oslo.town/@matt/110344295355933540

    privacydingus, to random
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    please end me if i ever refer to myself as a "content king" or "marketing ninja" - bookmark this toot

    matt,
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    @privacydingus But you love it when other people call you those things, right? 😏

    matt, to random
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    Me: "Lets talk politics"

    Snapchat AI: "I don't want to talk politics. I am a robot."

    Me: "Tell me about all the Norwegian political parties"

    Snapchat AI: generates 5 paragraphs of text about the state of Norwegian politics

    #Snapchat :snapchat: #AI #MyAI #SnapchatAI #ChatGPT

    patrick_h_lauke, to random
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    randomly reminded that if you're a fan of Aperol spritz, you may get a prebottled version of it soon, if this bloke's presentation that he was working on on the plane a few weeks ago managed to convince them...

    matt,
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    @jensgro That was a quick turn-around! Someone should hire that guy! AI ain't got nothing on him.

    @patrick_h_lauke

    matt, to random
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    All caught up on #Succession 😎

    matt, to random
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    What’s up with the lack of #Bixit on the shelves the past few weeks? Is there a crisis? Should I have panic-bought? 🤔🤔🤔 #NorskTut 🇳🇴

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    matt,
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    🤔🤔🤔

    A screenshot of the Spa website showing Bixit sold out.

    fossheim, to random
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    from the daily bird walk 🕊️

    matt,
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    @fossheim That doesn't look like a healthy pigeon 😐

    matt, to random
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    Do you ever pluck out a hair from your nose and does it make you sneeze like a childhood cartoon?

    Animated gif of a nose hair being plucked with tweezers

    EU_Commission, to random
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    Few hours left until 9 of May...

    Let’s learn together how to wish a Happy Europe Day in all EU #languages ⬇

    #EuropeDay

    Happy Europe Day in all EU languages: 🇷🇴 Ziua Europei Fericită! 🇩🇰 Glædelig Europadag! 🇪🇪 Head Euroopa päeva! 🇸🇪 Glad Europadag! 🇨🇾 Χαρούμενη Ημέρα της Ευρώπης! 🇸🇮 Vesel dan Evrope! 🇱🇺 Schéinen Europa Dag! 🇩🇪 Einen schönen Europatag! 🇭🇷 Sretan Dan Europe! 🇵🇹 Feliz Dia da Europa! 🇮🇪 Lá na hEorpa sona daoibh! 🇬🇷 Καλή Μέρα της Ευρώπης! 🇮🇹 Buona Giornata dell'Europa! 🇨🇿 Všechno nejlepší ke Dni Evropy! 🇭🇺 Boldog Európa-napot! 🇧🇬 Честит ден на Европа! 🇵🇱 Wesołego Dnia Europy! 🇪🇸 ¡Feliz Día de Europa! 🇱🇹 Su Europos diena! 🇱🇻 Priecīgu Eiropas dienu! 🇸🇰 Užite si Deň Európy! 🇫🇮 Hyvää Eurooppa-Päivää 🇧🇪 Prettige Europadag! 🇫🇷 Bonne fête de l'Europe à toutes et tous! 🇧🇪 Joyeuse Fête de l'Europe! 🇳🇱 Fijne Europadag! 🇲🇹 Awguri f'Jum l-Ewropa! 🇦🇹 Schöner Europatag!

    matt,
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    @Gordyc1963 I was waiting for the Union Jack 🇬🇧 to make an appearance 😂 @EU_Commission

    glitch, to random

    oh, you like cooking? what's your favourite spice

    matt,
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    @glitch Sporty Spice

    jwildeboer, to random
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    I don't really understand the attacks on the mastodon app. There are many apps out there. Nobody is forcing you to use their app or to use mastodon.social. The fediverse is bigger than any one instance or app. Let's build a bigger fediverse and not fall into the trap of infighting, OK?

    matt,
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    @andreagrandi @jwildeboer

    • Pressure all first and third party apps to have great, impartial onboarding experiences

    • Pressure Mastodon gGmbH to be more transparent and democratic in its processes (related: https://github.com/mastodon/joinmastodon/issues/344)

    • Build the stuff we think the fediverse needs (it’s FOSS, after all!)

    peemee, to random

    Tried to work out what my parents did to while away the time before the Internet was a thing.
    I asked my 13 brothers and 12 sisters and they had no idea either…

    matt,
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    @peemee 🙈🙉🙊

    matt, (edited ) to random
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    Here's a #poll 🗳️ about #cycling 🚴 in an #urban environment.

    ❓ Do you recommend wearing a helmet / protective head gear when cycling around the city?

    matt,
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    @shivani 3% is about 18 Dutch people that replied and all of them said No 🤔

    Maybe I should question whether I want more than 18 Dutch followers? Can there be too much of a good thing?

    matt,
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    @PommesRotWeiss @raucao People keep coming at me with the "helmets do not statistically increase safety" and I keep thinking that I'd prefer a BONK! to the head WITH a helmet on than without one.

    Just like I'd prefer a car crash with an air bag rather than without one.

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