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dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
m3t00,

@dgar

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Windows… just doesn’t work very well.

m3t00,

@dgar @MaJ1 @Voradams @thistimeforsure
cupholder needs a coaster

SirTapTap, to random
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

Guess it's too late for Fathers Day, but I've been thinking about writing a little...half-fiction? thing about my relationship with my father.

Not positive, but probably more optimistic than deserved.

My parents are and were dumb, pliable, spineless pieces of shit who you can know without ever meeting by just approximating the beliefs you see on Fox News.

But in a purely practical sense, they kept me alive and such and allowed me to get an education & understanding of...how shit they r.

m3t00,

@SirTapTap
My dad sat in front of faux snooze his last 10 years. He quit repeating their drivel around me because I would just leave instead of entertain an argument. Thankfully we found other stuff to talk about. Weather etc. His dad would argue. Some people like being told what to think.

kainoa, (edited ) to random

What's worse?

m3t00,

@steve @kainoa
zero unix time, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time
seems related. which app?
https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/issues if you have bug reports

m3t00, to random

#old #hiking with #buzzards #cartoon

atomicpoet, to random

You know why I avoid building “clout”?

When I first started my business, I realized there was a whole ecosystem of douchebags who exist purely to take advantage of the newly self-employed.

The amount of calls I received from “coaches” and “networkers” selling snake oil makes my blood boil.

And none of them offer any value except “clout”.

m3t00,

@atomicpoet
have always grouped [salesmen preachers politicos]. same suit style. even software salesmen. good products don't need ads or salesmen

m3t00,

@atomicpoet well, customers talk

m3t00, to random

#mtvtube

[Where Is My Mind?
Pixies]
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FB9hhoO6c)

m3t00, to random

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atomicpoet, to fediverse

All those tech bros and press and influencers thought they could dismiss the Fediverse because #Mastodon is “hard” and doesn’t have quoted posts.

They think with a little Silicon Valley money and magic they can beat us.

Well, everyone in the NBA thought they could beat the Bulls until Dennis Rodman joined the team. We know how that went.

#Calckey is the Dennis Rodman of the Fediverse.

m3t00,

@atomicpoet
same doubters who thought linux was a toy.
https://news.netcraft.com/archives/category/web-server-survey/

m3t00, to random

due to database bloat all toots will be limited to positive integers. thanks for next loop

m3t00, to random

https://mstdn.party/@m3t00/109783970525906425

#pinned #intro #commute

m3t00, to random

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UnU3r0M3zg #mtvtube

atomicpoet, to random

The Fediverse isn’t the only form of decentralized social media that exists.

There’s also the Relayverse, of which Nostr is prominent.

In many ways, the Relayverse is a mirror universe of the Fediverse.

People there get very angry if you’re not into crypto.

m3t00,

@atomicpoet
NFT = not f'n there

m3t00, to random

spinning spinner...
probably good they cut off subs here

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

I love beavers.

And their dam jokes.

m3t00,

@Space6host @dgar

m3t00, to animals

#larsen #cartoon #dog

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