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llamasoft_ox

@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales

I am an ox that makes games and lightsynths. Recreational shepherd. Carmarthenshire.

I like #coding, #gaming, #retrogames, #fur (fake of course), #beer, #curry, #plushies, #Floyd, #sheep, #Defaidodon, #Wales, oh I'm sure I shall think to add more.

Ought to put #Atari there too I suppose.

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if you're at all interested in the history of pinball games this is incredible.

https://archive.org/details/encyclopedia-of-pinball-vol-1/Encyclopedia%20Of%20Pinball%20-%20Whiffle%20to%20Rocket%201930-1933%20-%20Volume%201/mode/2up

Enormous amount of detail about the earliest days of what would turn into pinball.

Apparently the guy intended to do 6 volumes of it reaching to the year 2000 but only managed 2 volumes before becoming unavailable due to death :(

Deeply nerdy, obviously a labour of love, if you have any interest at all in this stuff do check it out. 🐂

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He's turned OFF the pinball!

(Only fair I suppose as he is off to bed and doesn't want me binging and bonging away down here).

llamasoft_ox,
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@ahchay Wouldn't cover the sound of me swearing though :D

llamasoft_ox, to random
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Sometimes the SPECIAL light going on is like a "ball going down the drain imminently" indicator.

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I am in the curry house

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It's actually impossible not to grab a cuddle of a sheep when they are all dry and floofy.

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Just had the opposite of that pinball game I had the other day where I had a gr4eat first ball and crap all the rest.

This time I had 2 shit balls that drained almost straight away, thought "oh well I'll still play the last one out for the practice" and got 10 million and a bunch of extra balls off it for my best score on that table.

Pinball eh? 🐂

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Dwi'n meddwl am gyri. pa fath o gyri fydd gen i? hmmm...

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llamasoft_ox, to random
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🐂

llamasoft_ox,
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looking at that picture I regret now that I didn't take the time to have a go on that Zaccaria "Aerobatics" that's next to the El Toro.

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This was a joke from a humorous article about "the daft future of video games".

Er...

https://arcadedirect.co.uk/original-red-space-invaders-arcade-machine/

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(here's the full pages, so you can see it was actually intended as a pisstake; nobody in their right mind would ever pay 3 grand for an old, dead game like Space Invaders...)

https://archive.org/details/play-meter-volume-10-number-22-december-1st-1984/Play%20Meter%20-%20Volume%2010%2C%20Number%2022%20-%20December%201st%201984/page/76/mode/2up

llamasoft_ox,
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in that same piece they joke about Pong making a comeback, but only a couple of years later Arkanoid revived Breakout!

Bed time.

Quite fascinating these old industry magazines.

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@apzpins I wish we'd made an offer for this when we came across it in a seaside pub a good few years ago. We went back a year later to see if they still had it and it'd been chucked out :(

Still had the original Japanese instructions so I guess it must have been imported pretty early on in the Invaders craze.

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Reading more Play Meter magazines and just got to where they saw the innovative Atari polygon-based game I, Robot. I don't think they had any idea what they were seeing there and didn't know what to make of it. They'd just been through the false dawn of laser disc games and in 1984 it felt like their industry was falling apart and they hadn't a clue that this weird little Atari coinop had just given them an actual glimpse of what was to come, the genuine future of games.

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I actually got to play I, Robot back in the day (my friend Tony Takoushi actually had a coinop machine in his house) and it was certainly an eye-opener (appropriately enough, if you know the gameplay).

One thing I loved about it was that they realised it was actually fun just to mess with the (then startlingly new) polygonal graphics and they had a separate mode where you could just do that. I was just starting my own Psychedelia experiments at that time and I felt kind of validated by that.

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@mcchessers Fucking rare, no doubt. I did see one in the wild in a London arcade, and then the one at Tony's place. It made an impression on me much the same way that Tempest had years before, the idea that I was seeing something entirely new and important somehow.

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Good goat I want to play Duke Smoochem 3D. It's just the essence of Britain. Every time I see a clip of the work in progress I piss myself laughing :D

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Right, Play Meter magazine is blatantly not realising that Congo Bongo was a pile of old smeg so I think I'm off to roost now.

Quite entertaining looking at all this from a suit's point of view. My own view of equivalent times was so different.

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@Jamesac68 it was the fallacy of isometric, it became a fad because people thought it looked cool but in almost all circumstances it's actually horrible to play in isometric. We got it particularly badly in the UK, where proto-Rare released some isometric Speccy games and for years afterwards, at least on the Speccy, there was an absolute plague of me-too stuff done in isometric which would have been far better off in a more conventional display mode.

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I don't suppose the A-1 Ashtray Company are doing much business in arcades any more.

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it's amusing reading these seeing the coinop industry get its knickers in a knot about certain movies that they were sure would bring the industry into disrepute but which were actually a bit rubbish and immediately forgotten.

Giles likes to dig out and watch terrible movies so I am definitely going to have to look out ones such as "Tilt" and "Joysticks", both of which had Tosh Man in quite a panic :D

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I'm sure there's a bit of bandwagon jumping going on with the legal threat adverts. You see them for the crappiest things, games into which not even a milliBraybrook of talent went. "Do not copy Smegatron! OR ELSE!" and then you fire up Smegatron in MAME and it's abject bobbins that nobody in their right mind would rip off.

(Best to read these old mags with a well stocked copy of MAME open just to check out what they were actually talking about at times).

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