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jonathanmatthews

@jonathanmatthews@fosstodon.org

🌍 A UK-based, fully-remote, multi-hyphenate #Linux #sysadmin|#DevOps|#SRE|#PlatformEngineer [he/him].

💰👔#TechWriter helping folks grok the awesomeness of #CUE|#cuelang, at https://cuelang.org

🎉 Playing with #plaintextaccounting #i3wm #selfhosting and #degoogle’ing by moving from ChromeOS to something Linuxy.

💬 Very happy to talk about anything, so long as it includes #respect for people and #empathy for folks feelings 😀 #nobot

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jonathanmatthews, to random
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A question for any #sourcehut users who submit builds to the builds.sr.ht service via its git.sr.ht integration (https://man.sr.ht/builds.sr.ht/#gitsrht): are there any tricks to having a persistent main branch .build.yml file in place, whilst trying to minimise the load on the build service?

I know about git push -o skip-ci, but I'm definitely not going to remember to do that on every push to (or config of) each non-build-worthy branch.

Any ideas/tricks/etc?

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Which of the #emoji in this list would you use to mark the start of a distinct step in some documentation? ":step:" isn't available :-( https://github.com/ikatyang/emoji-cheat-sheet/blob/master/README.md

jonathanmatthews, to random
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I know this'll be unexpected, possibly unpopular; and it's a big, big decision, but ...

I've decided to change my standing desk layout so the screen's in portrait mode.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

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jonathanmatthews, to random
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@sarahdal Heya 👋 So I recall your XLS-shouldabinnaDB problem, and I noticed that @simon posted this (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37199041) in a (🙄) HN discussion of Datasette, his open-source-but-also-SaaSy data-thing - and his comment stood out to me as something you /might/ be able to use to help convince your, er, colleague that using something DB-ish is a positive, & not the loss-of-control that I infer from your toots that you believe they might fear!

jonathanmatthews, to AWS
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Does anyone know (or could point to) the theoretical or practical limit on the number of deployed #AWS #Lambda functions that an account can contain? I can't see the question answered anywhere.

Not concurrent executions; not provisioned capacity; not create-function-requests-per-second; not function versions ... but the number of uniquely named functions that can be deployed, possibly sitting unused, ready to be invoked, in an AWS account ... 🤔 #serverless

jonathanmatthews, to Cat
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I came,
I saw,
I conquered (the food bowl).

Charlie the #cat wishes all his subjects a fine and noble #caturday, and implores you to remember: felix cattus, beatam vitam.

jonathanmatthews, to Cat
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Charlie the #cat found his happy place this afternoon … entirely coincidentally on the heated mat I turned back on for a few hours … #Caturday (almost!) #CatsOfMastodon

A white and ginger cat lies sprawled out on a red blanket, on some black plastic shelves.

jonathanmatthews,
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@InayaShujaat OMG if we had a heated floor /anywhere/ he’d never go outside!!

jonathanmatthews,
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@InayaShujaat Well of course - you control the weather and only change it to annoy her. You deserve the opprobrium and should apologise to her, preferably in the form of treats.

jonathanmatthews, to random
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I’m exactly halfway through “Eagle Eye” (2008), and here’s my prediction for the end of the #movie. Please don’t tell me if I’m right or wrong!!

Gur hygvzngr gnfx gung gur pbzchgre vf frggvat gur 2 cebgntbavfgf vf vgf bja qrfgehpgvba, nf vg’f orpbzr frys-njner naq unf ernyvfrq gung vgf yhqvpebhf fheirvyynapr pncnovyvgvrf ner va pbasyvpg jvgu vgf “qhgl” gb cebgrpg gur HF pbafgvghgvba.

#spoiler #spoilers #EagleEye

jonathanmatthews,
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Boo, I was wrong. Frankly I prefer my plot concept!

jonathanmatthews, to random
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I’m editing JavaScript. Send help.

jamesrylandmiller, to linux

#linux people: what are your favorite #tui apps? I use #ranger all the time, I prefer #weechat for #irc, #emacs for rss reading, #tig to quickly look at a #git repo. #htop for system monitoring. That kind of thing. Any other great #tui apps out there I should be using?

jonathanmatthews,
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@jamesrylandmiller @neil I believe I recall @JustineSmithies amongst others, in having positive things to say about #aerc - a TUI email client that seemed to make folks happier than mutt :-) I’ve not used it, however, so don’t know about its non-plaintext-mail support/UX …

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    @ScaredyCat TVM - much appreciated!

    jonathanmatthews,
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    @ScaredyCat My goodness, that’s a chonker! I might need to try one of those in person before my company drops 1.5k on it!

    jonathanmatthews, to animals
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    jonathanmatthews, to opensource
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    I know that asking an AI something-or-other to take the logos of a couple of #FOSS projects that I'm glomming together, and to generate a picture of their half-human-half-logo personifications getting hot and steamy would be wrong ...
    ... but would it be wrong wrong? #NowKiss

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    I’ve lost my house keys. For the first time in over 30 years, I have lost my set of keys. But they must be in the house, because /I’m/ in the house. I’ve looked everywhere - even in the fridge, in the bin … but no sign of them. I genuinely think I’m losing my mind 😳😳😞

    jonathanmatthews,
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    @BradRubenstein Unfortunately not!

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    The few times I’ve used the I’ve rapidly become bogged down in off-putting low level detail. I just want to write words, select a theme, run a command, and push the resulting nice-looking site!
    What can I check out that would give me a closer-to-hosted-Wordpress level of “choose theme; type words; have website” initial effort (even if that absolutely implies a low degree of customisation/flexibility)?

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    Can kids take part in competitions? If so, how do they find out which word they need to ? Genuine question.

    jonathanmatthews, to random
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    Today I walked a round trip of 13km: up Shotover hill, down into Wheatley for a coffee, up past Wheatley windmill and down into Horspath. I peeked though the windows of the primary school that I last attended a third of a dang century ago, and went back up and over Shotover country park. It was a fantastic hike, made even better by the wood absolutely bursting with bluebells!

    A woodland scene with bluebells all around.
    A woodland scene with bluebells all around.
    A woodland scene with bluebells all around.

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