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jonathanmatthews

@jonathanmatthews@fosstodon.org

🌍 A UK-based, fully-remote, multi-hyphenate #Linux #sysadmin|#DevOps|#SRE|#PlatformEngineer [he/him].

💰👔#TechWriter helping folks grok the awesomeness of #CUE|#cuelang, at https://cuelang.org

🎉 Playing with #plaintextaccounting #i3wm #selfhosting and #degoogle’ing by moving from ChromeOS to something Linuxy.

💬 Very happy to talk about anything, so long as it includes #respect for people and #empathy for folks feelings 😀 #nobot

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jonathanmatthews, to random
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I just got served an (anti-Labour) UK political ad on YouTube - that's illegal, innit? Genuine question.

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Well done, Siri. Top notch "AI"ing.

jonathanmatthews, to email
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Current status: cup of tea in the garden. Reading a 2007 book I bought in 2012, about some software first released in 1995 handling a 1981 protocol that I'm going to use as the cornerstone of my teeny tiny SaaS in 2024.

May we all have such a long-term effect on the world!

#Email #SMTP #SaaS #bootstrapping #softwaredevelopment #sysadmin

jonathanmatthews, to startup
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I've started actively working on a tiny whose user interface is . Please do your best to convince me I'm making a silly mistake - I either need to be dissuaded ... or to make it happen 🤔

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Anyone know if it's possible to get #curl to read a #netrc file and pick up a bearer token? I.e. not to discover a username and password, and munge them into a Basic Auth header, but to use a value verbatim from the file ...

jonathanmatthews, to random
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The official #ukpol GE hashtag has got to be #ThingsCanOnlyGetWetter amirite?

jonathanmatthews, to random
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I pushed two new (tiny!) #static #websites today ... which is pretty good for me, being 100% not-an-HTML guy!

They both use @amin's #readablecss because I absolutely don't understand that stuff but want to have, well, easily readable pages 😃

The first is a starting point that indexes things I have (and will have) written: https://writing.by.jonathanmatthews.com/

Then there's my company / #FediHire Me site: https://www.jcm-systems.co.uk/

jonathanmatthews, to Cat
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jonathanmatthews, to AWS
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Just a brief reminder that every VM/container/etc you give a public address to now costs you $3.65/month more than in 2023. AWS charges per IP-address per-hour.

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Would anyone care to recommend a CO2 monitor I can prop up next to my desk to remind me when to ventilate?

Bonus marks if it's both powered and portable, so I can occasionally take it to meetings and opt out when things get too muggy. I don't care about recording numbers over time. UK purchase.

Q: it is #CO2 I want to monitor, both for air quality and as a proxy for the fact that #COVIDisAirborne, right?? #AirQuality #AskFedi #lazyweb

jonathanmatthews, to hotsauce
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UK #condiment fiends: share your best sources of hot sauces, lime pickles, etc!
I don't know /anything/ about where to get good ones - please enlighten me 😀🥵
#condiments #hotsauce #limepickle #AskFedi #Food #chilli #chillisauce

jonathanmatthews, to animals
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jonathanmatthews, to hiking
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jonathanmatthews, to running
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Took my first non-trivial tumble whilst #running today. Nothing serious - a few scrapes on my forearms and knuckles. Definitely surprised me, though!

jonathanmatthews, to Banking
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If you were a (UK) business with more than 85,000 GBP to stick into savings accounts, how would you handle it?
Related but separate: I vaguely recall a service which keeps an eye on different banks' accounts' rates, and does periodic sweeps to make sure that no single account is outside the #FSCS coverage limit (of 85k) ... but I can't remember its name 🙄 #UkBusiness #Banking #FinancialServicesCompensationScheme #Interest #BusinessBanking #UK #AskFedi #Business #Savings

jonathanmatthews, to til
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#TIL that a "notary public" in the UK (at least) can only notarise documents for use aboard ... they can't notarise docs for one to use in the UK. If, for instance, you want to make a certified copy of a document then you have to use someone else's services, such as a solicitor. (A notary can /also/ be a solicitor, of course).

jonathanmatthews, to random
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Does anyone know if @tailscale has published a schema for their ACL file anywhere? The docs are fine but aren't (really) machine readable, so translating them into or will be a manual process that's boring to repeat as the docs evolve and features are added. Got any ideas?

jonathanmatthews, to random
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THE MINCE PIES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

jonathanmatthews, to Excel
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Here's a question: what -based "stuff" do you do with spreadsheets, outside the realm of grid-based tasks (eg a multiplication table) or texty lists (eg a todo list) or things producing graphs?

I'm interested in anything with a series of calculations that's /not/ a big grid!

Some of my ideas include calculating:

  • salary/tax/take-home pay
  • budgets
  • expenses

... but I'm being very money-centric! What else can you suggest? !

jonathanmatthews, to random
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@grammargirl 👋 Here's a question that came up today in some writing...
(How) Do you capitalise the words at the start of a sentence when the first word is in parentheses, as this one is, as it's asking 2 questions simultaneously? Are both words capitalised? Just one?

jonathanmatthews, to Cat
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jonathanmatthews, to devops
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Today marks the end of another year for JCM Systems - my 1-man-band #DevOps/#Sysadmin/etc company with the best website that money didn't buy: https://www.jcm-systems.co.uk/

After over a decade of independent, getting-shit-done #operations work, I'm /finally/ in a place where I'm comfortable with what I enjoy; why I'm doing this; and with saying no to the "wrong" kind of gigs.

I'm not actively looking for client work right now, but if you want to Make Opsy Things Better for folks, give me a kick 😀

jonathanmatthews, to uk
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What useful biz purchases can you think of to soak up some excess end of year profit? I'm already aware of pension-related things and trivial benefits; and the company has enough phones and laptops. #UK #LTD #LimitedCompany #Business #Expense #IT #Sysadmin #DevOps #Expenses

jonathanmatthews, to Korean
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What are the most syllable-dense English language words you can think of?
Ignoring single letters ("a"), the word with the highest syllable-count/letter-count score I can think of (without searching online!) is "folio". And "Io", of course; but that feels like cheating :-)
Edit: Let's rule out proper nouns, so no "Io", or "Oreo", etc #words #language

jonathanmatthews, to Cat
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