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joesteel

@joesteel@duck.haus

VFX artist, and nerd in LA. Personal blog: joe-steel.com Podcasts: defocused.co VFX reel: artofjoe.com he/him

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Blog: Not a WWDC Wish List

tl;dr: All the stuff I always say, but more of it.

https://joe-steel.com/2024-06-04-Not-a-WWDC-Wish-List.html

joesteel,
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Someone asked me if this was a cry for help, and it has a table of contents so it obviously is?

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Disappointed The Verge, and Sean Hollister are platforming Palmer Luckey. Maybe the CEO of Raytheon will have a Game Gear emulator they’d like to hawk, or maybe another fascist weirdo will have a sick titanium Atari Lynx.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/3/24170572/modretro-chromatic-game-boy-color-palmer-luckey-price-release-date

joesteel,
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@glennf “And that’s why I’m buying one of his paintbrushes”

joesteel,
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@glennf No I don’t remember that but it sounds like something that totally would have happened

joesteel, to random
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I wonder how often the app loses its connection to the cameras. Imaging Edge Mobile’s connection drops if there is a light breeze or there’s a slight change in the vibes.
https://mastodon.social/@verge/112553715372302346

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Avert your eyes, @joesteel. 🫣

joesteel,
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@steven_aquino what the hell is that My Leagues button wtf

joesteel,
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@steven_aquino at least you can “x” out the promo I guess. Watch it comes back the next time the app is updated or something suitably absurd

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Well, we fought it as long as we could, but they finally got us.

ɢᴏᴛ ɪᴛ

joesteel,
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@dan how many files are syncing on your computer right now

joesteel,
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@dan

The Godfather Film GIF

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🖖
https://joe-steel.com/2024-05-31-Vulcan-Hello-91-Life-Itself.html

matt, to random
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Did you know that you can drag the items around in that iMessage…thing?

A millennial like me who likes to share GIFs? Drag that above the fold!

video/mp4

joesteel,
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@matt I hate that menu so much

joesteel,
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@agiletortoise @matt same

joesteel, to random
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It was a lot of fun to be on this one with a bunch of my fellow Last Starfighter fans https://zeppelin.flights/@incomparable/112536551573116403

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This whole announcement is very 2011. In my opinion, glasses-free displays are a dead end. The camera would be interesting for people motivated by headsets because it’s a dedicated rig instead of a hacked together iPhone 15 Pro solution. It’s a lot newer than a Fujifilm FinePix Real 3D W1 or W3.
https://mastodon.social/@verge/112535391520248860

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“We are very focused on AI. The biggest problem with making films today is the expense,” Vinciquerra said at Sony’s Thursday (Friday in Japan) investor event. “We will be looking at ways to…produce both films for theaters and television in a more efficient way, using AI primarily.”

Yeah Madame Web needed to be made more efficiently, Tony. Labor was the big problem.

https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/sony-pictures-will-cut-film-costs-using-ai-1235010605/

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Gonna see how this goes

joesteel,
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@cory looks like your wifi signal is pretty weak

dmoren, to random
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Just heard our local news anchor spoonerize it as the “Hump Trush money case” and that is all I will be calling it now.

joesteel,
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@dmoren Humps like a Trush
Trush
Trush
Felon like what
What
What

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I like that Joe is blogging regularly. He’s the only funny blogger. Do better people
https://duck.haus/@joesteel/112531051719810538

joesteel,
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@powerllama statistically I’m not sure how that would even be possible

joesteel,
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@powerllama Shit. Someone MAKES the rules?

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It would be kind of funny if they did user-agent shenanigans to serve the single column view on iPads. https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/112531738918828020

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Sorry. These are the jokes, people. You got this and a joke about lens mounts today. They can’t all be winners.

joesteel,
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@Gte

George Costanza Flirt GIF

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Come buy some cool old electronics! https://mastodon.social/@tommarmstrong/112531183474565117

joesteel,
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@_patmurray do you offer domestic shipping services?

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Blog Post: I'm bored with all the AI stuff so it's time for fan fiction. I try to make the case for an Apple Camera (and Apple Camera Pro).

https://joe-steel.com/2024-05-30-Apple-Camera.html

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