joestead

@joestead@mastodon.social

Builder of software, player of music, taker of photos. Nature is the only dictator that I respect & obey. He/Him.

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khalidabuhakmeh, (edited ) to dotnet
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That GitHub Enterprise pricing at $39/mo/user or an eye-watering $468 a year.

This is a good reminder that #JetBrains products are an absolute steal.

  • dotUltimate: $469 on the first year and $281 a year from third year onwards
  • All Products Pack: $779 for the first year and $467 a year from the third year onwards

Honestly, JetBrains IDEs are the best deal in professional tooling software there is. #dotnet #java #ai

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh we had a startup account for GitHub enterprise. We don't anymore.

We had a startup discount with you guys, we're adding more and more licences every week.

One subscription helped us grow, one was... GitHub enterprise

joestead, to random

I'm having a really fun week.

Anyway, I'm having some turkey for dinner tonight

andycarolan, to random
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I’m just having a cheeky Starbucks before an 11am Zoom meeting.

I was going to bring my iPad and have the meeting here, but I don’t want to be that person lol.

joestead,

@andycarolan I've done work calls from coffee shops, pubs, the street, wherever works!

khalidabuhakmeh, to random
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I made these graphics for our latest iteration of the guide, and I like how they turned out for each community.

I might pivot into graphic design work. 😅

I like the Python community one and the deconstructed Java Duke one.

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh The Java Duke one is fantastic

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh Did you do a .NET one? I know the community has a good graphic on .NET, especially when it's from someone else other than Microsoft

khalidabuhakmeh, to random
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Rainy Amazon

joestead,

@maartenballiauw @khalidabuhakmeh that's clearly a lambda function

khalidabuhakmeh, to random
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Nicole of the Jungle

Nicole with headband
Nicole with flower lips

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh I see the resemblance

George George Of The Jungle GIF

andycarolan, to random
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I LOVE mushroom sauce. I made loads of it and froze it into little cubes.

Such a time saver too!

joestead,

@andycarolan What's your recipe? Asking for a friend

joestead, to random

@khalidabuhakmeh Last year you recommended ExcelMapper to me (thank you, it's served us well). We've noticed the amount of memory it uses to be... high. Do you have a 2023 optimised library to recommend?

If you do, I might buy another rider licence for a new joiner... otherwise it's vim for them.

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh @maartenballiauw that does look nice.

The issues with ExcelMapper are primarily around writing a doc, so this might fill a gap 🤔

Thanks for your help, we'll buy another licence!

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh @maartenballiauw tbh, I need the S3 SDK to provide a writeable stream and then it's all good

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh @maartenballiauw But you have an AWS plugin for your IDEs, so I assume it's the same thing

andycarolan, to random
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Hmm, it looks very much like Miro is down.

"Unknown [error] "470a893d-150a-4a92-adbd-e060cf16f439""

joestead,

@andycarolan Yeah, really annoying start to the day!

joestead,

@andycarolan FYI: https://status.miro.com/

malwaretech, to random

YouTube shorts is frustratingly inconsistent. Most of my videos get decent amounts of views and then the algorithm stops pushing them and then they die. But randomly I'll have shorts I posted a year or more ago just start going viral for no reason. I've never had a short go viral when it was posted, it's always randomly a year or so later.

joestead,

@malwaretech As a consumer, I do not get it. All of my YT short suggestions are OnlyFans models/variants of... which isn't something I've ever engaged with nor care to.

No judgement, just, the normal YT algorithm gets me, the shorts stuff does not...

khalidabuhakmeh, to random
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Marketer: “Hi Khalid! Does your site called ‘khalidabuhakmeh.com’ have guest writers?”
Me: “Take a wild fucking guess…”

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh You could be getting people who are exclusively called Khalid Buhakmeh to be writing on it to be fair...

khalidabuhakmeh, to design
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Web design is my passion.

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh Want a job?

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh Tomorrow.

That's one less person I need to hire. What a great day

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh @RoryMaybe It's a remote job, you can have as much pizza as you want

andycarolan, to random
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I made a Finder icon in my own flat style to add to my #StreamDeck.

Apple Finder Icon in my own flat style

joestead,

@andycarolan It's uncanny valley... but for an icon of the worst app ever! 😅

khalidabuhakmeh, to random
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Samson is over IT! (Whatever it is, he's done) #dogsodmastodon

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh What a good boy

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh Like all dogs

andycarolan, to random
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🚱 Why do I always type “Dreamhost” as “Dreamhose”?

I can only imagine that would land me at some kind of gardening site.

joestead,

@andycarolan Oh, this reminds me, wanted to talk to you after reading your /uses page - Contact me on discord, you're definitely overpaying for what you need!

joestead, to random

Me and Frank were hanging out earlier

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh Err, I think so. Metadata still attached I guess

joestead,

@khalidabuhakmeh Nice eyes

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