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Julian Bond
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UK. EU Maximalist. Born: 2.7b, 314ppm.
Vax-Air-Space-Mask-Test-Isolate-Wash. Ok, so far.

#Cocktail #Collapse #Climate #Cyberpunk #Motorcycle #Music #fedi22 https://linktr.ee/jbond23

KopyLeft - All rights reversed - Feel free to re-purpose any of my burbling.

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- Knickerbocker #3

50ml Jamaican Dark Rum, 20ml Lime, 10ml Cointreau, 5 ml dbl syrup, 4 Raspberries, shake, dbl strain, raspberry garnish

Lots of versions, usually with raspberry syrup, rocks, crushed ice and tiki ganish. Tonight, it's more like a Raspberry Daiquiri. Don't you just love late spring, early summer? Cool, drizzle, first summer fruits.

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@drinkstodon Soundtrack. Some 2024 UK Garage. So clean. So good.

Nitework (Medlar and Ell Murphy) Bubblers (on ShallNotFade). Going to see Ell at the ShallotFade festival in late August. Can't wait. But lots of adventures between then and now.

https://www.discogs.com/master/3417475-Nitework-Bubblers-EP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=130qqYn_SBQ

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https://x.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1795881609574383712

> There are just 58 seats where the right-of-centre vote (CON+RFM) is expected to be larger than the left-of-centre vote (LAB+LDM+GRN+SNP+PLC).

> Left of Centre: 573
> Right of Centre: 58

Reasons for tactical voting. #GTTO #ToryZero

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What are Labour's policies on the NHS?

More privatisation and no more money isn't going to cut it.

Streeting is a shouty man, isn't he.

#GTTO #ToryZero

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200 major party candidates still to be announced in the UK elections, including 190 Conservatives. With only 2 weeks till the deadline.

New Product. New Branding. #ToryZero No Clue.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/27/first-edition-general-election-candidates

They're going to have to scrape the barrel to get them in place, in time. And some are going to be really suspect.

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- Bella Luna

60ml Gin, 22ml St Germain, 22ml Lemon Juice, 15ml Violette, 2.5ml Simple Syrup, Shake, double strain, lemon twist.

Weird but not unpleasant.

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@ruthan @drinkstodon And no Maraschino. It's in the "non-traditional sour" family as most of the sweetness is coming from St Germain and Violette instead of plain sugar, and with no egg white. The Aviation is the same family.

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Another pandemic is ‘absolutely inevitable’, says Patrick Vallance
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/25/another-pandemic-is-absolutely-inevitable-says-patrick-vallance-covid

So many diseases are spread via the respiratory system. Air hygiene should be a big thing now. It works against all of them. Even before there's a vax.

If only we'd done these, we'd be totally ready.
Clean air in schools ✅
Respirators being worn widely ✅
Good infection control in hospitals ✅

#CovidIsNotOver and yet we're talking about the "next" pandemic.

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- Lucky 7

60ml Rye, 30ml Red Vermouth, 5ml Fino Sherry, 3 dash Angostura, Cherry & Orange twist

Not sure I can tell the difference from a normal Manhattan.

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We finally found the Brexit Benefit. It's destroying the Tory Party.

#ToryZero

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- Strawberry Daiquiri

60ml Light rum, 15ml Lime juice, 10ml dbl syrup, 3-7 small strawberries - small, ripe, hulled, chopped.

Muddle the strawberries with the sugar syrup. Short hard shake. Double strain with a big secondary sieve. Scrape the sieve with a bar spoon to get all the liquid through. Make one a time and keep the first one or two in the freezer. Don't shake too long so it doesn't dilute too much.

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For a few weeks, every day is going to be a repeat of "What's Labour's policy on X. I think we should be told."

Covid, NHS, Schools, Water companies, Freeports, Railways, Brexit, Single Market, N Ireland, Homeless, energy prices, etc, etc, etm.

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- Contessa

25ml Absinthe, 25ml Red Vermouth, 25ml Campari, Orange twist (Psychopomp Absinthe from Bristol, Albury English Rosso vermouth), Rocks, Orange Twist

There's an old Savoy Drink called a Duchess which was equal parts Red & White Vermouth and Absinthe. So this led on to Count Negroni's wife, the Contessa's, version of his famous drink.

There's way too much going on in this dangerously strong drink!

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UK General Election 4-July-2024

And so it begins. Everything between now and then is Party Political Campaigning.

Get registered. Get Voter ID. Vote!

Remember: The first job is to Get The Tory Out #GTTO
So don't fight among yourselves. Support the party most likely to get your local Tory out. Tactical Voting FTW!

https://stopthetories.vote/

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A study in the UK has found that electric cars hit more pedestrians than petrol cars. Mostly because the pedestrians can't hear them. Without victim blaming, perhaps the pedestrians should pay more attention when entering the cars space? That space also contains bicycles and e-scooters which are similarly silent.

As a cyclist it's common to have to avoid a ped who stepped of the pavement into the road without looking. Presumably because they couldn't hear any danger.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/21/electric-cars-more-likely-to-hit-pedestrians-than-petrol-vehicles-study-finds

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- California Lemonade

60ml Bourbon, 12ml Lemon, 12ml Lime, 22ml Grenadine, Lemon wedge, 100-150ml Soda

Sun's out, summer's almost here. So it's time to work through the Collins family.

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- MaiTai (Trader Vics)

50ml Jamaican rum (Appleton's Gold), 10ml Wray & Neph, dash angostura, 10ml Orgeat, 20ml Curacao, 20ml fresh lime juice, keep the husk, shake, big glass, rocks or crushed ice, straw, umbrella, tiki garnish, Spent husk skin up and waaaay too much mint so it tickles your nose, 5 bushy sprigs twisted in the fingers to release the menthol.

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If my water supply is full of Cryptosporidium, should I still wash my hands to avoid getting Covid and whooping cough?

Asking for a friend in a UK privatised water area.

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- Gold Cup

50ml Jamaican Rum, 10ml Orgeat, 10ml Maraschino, 20ml Lime, dash Absinthe.

40ml Appletons Gold, 10 ml Wray & Neph.

Up or on the rocks. Both work.

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Woah!
https://www.surviving-tomorrow.com/p/englands-dirty-secret-the-uk-is-quietly

Things are collapsing in real-time in the UK:

-2.9 million children in deep poverty
-3.1 million drug addicts
-2.5 million single moms
-3.5 million crumbling slum homes
-1 in 5 working Brits now live in poverty
-13 million Britons live in poverty
-British women are the saddest in Europe
-300k homeless households

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Not now, UK BSE Mad Cow Disease.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw4dqnj1pjko

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Well, what do you do when you're in a polling hole, yes, you double down on attacking the poor & the vulnerable.... Jeremy Hunt & Mel Stride are portraying taking benefits as a 'lifestyle choice' that the Govt. should not support...

Have they got any idea about the world outside their Tory enclave; have they ever tried to survive on benefits; have they ever suffered ill health?

Hunt & Stride are vile, inhumane, people who care about no-one but themselves

https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/may/15/jeremy-hunt-mel-stride-warn-benefits-lifestyle-choice-unemployment

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@ChrisMayLA6 Everyone knows :-

  • Inflation is much worse than stated.
  • Somebody who can't get a job; like manager level offered supermarket shelf stacking.
  • Somebody with Long Covid or long term illness who can't work.
  • Somebody desperately trying to start a new career because they can't stand doing their shitty job any more.
  • Someone who took early retirement because they're just tired of all the shit.
  • A young mum who can't afford childcare.

They're all Hunts.

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Get up from the keyboard, walk over to the window. Open it and shout out to the world :

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more"

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For the " is just the flu" crowd. STUDY of healthcare workers from 11/2022 through 5/2023 found that "COVID-19, influenza, and asymptomatic SARS-CoV-2 infection accounted for 71.5%, 9.2%, and 6.0% of episodes of absenteeism, respectively." Also, "Full COVID-19 vaccination status conferred significant protection against COVID-19 and was associated with shorter periods of absence from work."

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0264410X2400522X

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@augieray So in the England NHS Autumn 2023 vax campaign, why did only ~30% of eligible front line health care workers take up the offer?

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