garfieldairlines

@garfieldairlines@fedi.garfieldairlines.net

🐱🇫🇷 Miaou ! I am a French GNU/shitposting Chaos Computer Cat who bitches about systemd and cloud services. Usually found next to (burning) critical infrastructure and your cofe masheen.
Likes lockpicking, funni furry amnimols, blobcats, and his computer.
Autistic IT-Berserker linux syscatdmin by trade. Please give me a cofe au lait ? ​:neocat_cofe:​

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vel, to random

​:woozy_box:​ ​:neocat:​ woozybox
Schaut hinein
​:woozy_box:​ ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​ woozys

garfieldairlines,

@vel Oops ! It's all Woozys !

garfieldairlines, to random

Winamp will soon be open source!
https://about.winamp.com/press/article/winamp-open-source-code

garfieldairlines, to shitposting

garfieldairlines, to random

Of course it's DNS.

RE: https://fedi.garfieldairlines.net/notes/9tbrky3469yt00pv

volpeon, to random

I haven't slept well for the last week due to my cold. I just want to wake up feeling well-rested pls ​:neofox_pleading:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon And other lies video games told us…

tournesol, (edited ) to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Vous échangeriez 5 ans de votre vie en échange du fameux "corps parfait" ?

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol moi

puniko, to random

:3

garfieldairlines,

@puniko ooo eeee oooooooo

soatok, to random
@soatok@furry.engineer avatar

It’s Time for Furries to Stop Using Telegram

I have been a begrudging user of Telegram for years simply because that's what all the other furries use. When I signed up, I held my nose and expressed my discontent at Telegram by selecting a username that's a dig at MTProto's inherent insecurity against chosen ciphertext attacks: IND_CCA3_Insecure. Art: CMYKat I wrote about Furries and Telegram before, and included some basic privacy recommendations.

http://soatok.blog/2024/05/14/its-time-for-furries-to-stop-using-telegram/

garfieldairlines,

@soatok yeah good luck with Signal, I installed it two months ago and got exactly two (2) contacts, used it a single day and now it's just sitting in my Android Apps... ​:comfyshrug:​

garfieldairlines, to random

When the #Sonos customer forum censors your post because you said "fuck" in less than 10 minutes but it has been days that you are waiting for a customer support reply... ​:neocat_facepalm:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon I just bought these for 195€ at IKEA because it had a good price/quality ratio back then, and now their new firmware update will basically brick my system...

I need a new way to listen to music from my NAS to speakers and I don't really know what... I don't use Spotify/Amazon Music/Applel Music ​:neocat_think:​

volpeon, to random

Well, it's time to draw the hands. Oh god

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon Kitty McKittykat Poosehcatface ​:neocat_floof:​

garfieldairlines, to random

I exceptionally went out of my basement and willingly went to the outside world.
Where is my promised aurora borealis?

FoxbrushTailwag, to random German
@FoxbrushTailwag@mastodon.social avatar

I really hate to say it, but this place is called, in Swiss German, literally "little cock hole".

Not kidding.

Also it's very very VERY steep there and I almost died cycling uphill.

garfieldairlines,

@FoxbrushTailwag haha ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus_(Yonne)

garfieldairlines,

@FoxbrushTailwag oh oh oh I visited some fun places... ​:neocat_googly_blep:​

garfieldairlines, to random

Sooooo, what are the eventual options to replace a sound system ? I just want good speakers that can grab music from my server…

garfieldairlines, to random

I had a big scary cloud on my way back home...

tournesol, to random
@tournesol@peculiar.florist avatar

Bon je peux pas jouer à Overwatch sur mon ordi avec Linux ​:saddcat:​

garfieldairlines,

@tournesol non. Mais si tu veux tu peux jouer à l'original sans problème ! (ça s'appelle team forteress 2)

garfieldairlines, to Furry

That's riiight ! I don't wanna go hoooooooooooome, let me party moaaaar ​:neocat_sad_reach:​ ( 📷 Tramway driver )

philpem, to random
@philpem@digipres.club avatar

Technicians: "I'm an engineer!"

Me, an engineer: "twitch"

garfieldairlines,

@philpem Technicians, because sometimes even engineers need heroes ​:xenia_smug:​

garfieldairlines, to random

Yep the "XApp should be independent" and "libAdwaita is for GNOME only" of the Linux Mint Blog clearly explain my newfound hate against GNOME ​:blobcattableflip:​ :

https://blog.linuxmint.com/?p=4675

garfieldairlines, to random

The more time passes the more I notice how true the dead Internet theory "conspiracy" is real... ​:neocat_sad:​

garfieldairlines,

@lanodan only if you throw me in a box ​:neocat_box:​

garfieldairlines, to random

I finally found out why my NFS mountpoints take 6 seconds to mount each time : the answer is timeo=550 in /etc/fstab in and UDP. ​:neocat_laptop_notice:​

volpeon, to random

Why do Windows updates take forever with seemingly no progress at all in-between and Linux just gets it done in under 5 minutes?

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon EndeavoreOS ​:drgn_nom_hand:​

garfieldairlines,

@volpeon

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