ctrl

@ctrl@possum.city

Linux fanatic. Will make you segfault.

Will mostly vent.

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EeveeEuphoria, to random

just girls being girls, tbh

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@EeveeEuphoria me and the bestie commiting arson

simondodd, to TaylorSwift

Let’s make #SwiftieThreads a reality. (Sadly, Twitter is imploding and will soon take #SwiftieTwitter with it and #SwiftieMastodon never took off.) Not that I’m judging a platform on its #TaylorSwift love, but it’s a good proxy for “is there anybody on here? Are normal people on this platform or is it a tech curio?”

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@simondodd wild to assume swifties are normal people

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@simondodd well the same number of tickets that any person going to those concerts ? i'm not talking about Swift directly lol

ctrl, to random

i fucking hate liberals

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no particular context

ctrl, to random

boobs

belledejour_uk, to random

Bluesky is over. The British terfs are there, and they are coordinating.

This does not mean I'll be posting more here, just a heads up to let people know what to expect when they get there. There is no safe space anywhere.

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@belledejour_uk bluesky was never a safespace. it was made by the same fascist that created twitter in the first place.

b0rk, to random
@b0rk@jvns.ca avatar

if you use Linux on your personal computer: what do you like about it?

I used to be super into customizing my window manager, but now I mostly like that it's so easy to install software, and that the environment is the same as on a Linux server

(please no arguing about whether people "should" use Linux on their personal computers, I'm just curious about why you personally like it)

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@b0rk i can customize it very easily, and i have a lot of choice. if for some reason my de is messing up, i can just nuke it and put sth else

also less bloated than the alternatives

ctrl, to random

life is haaaaaard

ctrl,

need to get my hands on some methylphenidate cause clearly i can't manage to fucking build some coping mechanism uuuuurgh

i won't survive another month of limbo, i need, i want to do stuff so much

ctrl, to random

i wanna cry because that's all i can do
but i don't cause i know it is useless

ctrl, to random

photoshopping myself a pussy like satan intended

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i'm obviously kidding, i would never use photoshop

currently gimping myself a brand new pussy

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so rn i'm rebuilding the part of my leg that was behind my dick, i guess taking an other picture would be quicker tbh mmmh

ctrl,

i forgot i had 0 picture editing skill T-T

also i can't find a good reference >>

ctrl, to random

photoshopping myself like satan intended

davey_cakes, to FediPact

Well-intentioned people: let's wait and see if is, for example, a privacy nightmare

Facebook: we're not launching in Europe yet because right now it would be illegal

Right so.

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@davey_cakes who could have fucking guessed it

godpod, to random

Depluralise a film.

I’ll start.

One Shade Of Gray.

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@godpod Lord Of The Ring

kinda the same thing honestly

ctrl, to random

how to not be sad and not feel like shit : be extremely horny 24/7

ctrl, to random

how to fix your mental health :

  • be delusional about the state of the word
  • ignore your problems

easy solution ​:akko_derp:​

ctrl,

@coolbean yeah could not have put it better

ctrl, to random

fireworks in the usa 👎

fireworks in france 👍

ctrl,

acab as always

ctrl, to random

wooooh fireworks again 🎉

i love my country

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important context: this note has nothing to do with the 4th of july, or the usa in general for that matter

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and no need to call the cops 🎉

they are definitly aware that people are shooting fireworks at them uh uh

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