clacke

@clacke@libranet.de

Flawesome. GNU/Linux is my daily driver OS since 1995. On Fedi since 2008. Working in Racket, Tcl, Python, whatever gets the page up. Solving yesterday's problems tomorrow. A dad. Freddie Mercury is my spiritual advisor.

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18+ futurebird, (edited ) to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

There are all kinds of people in the world who see things in all kinds of different ways.

(US pol/ Trump tw)

clacke,

@futurebird @tersenurse The thing they see as under threat is "a future for white children". Replacement Theory.

bitsunited, to random German
@bitsunited@chaos.social avatar

Webfund.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1d7lfrk/littlebillyignoreinstructions/

clacke,

@bitsunited I tried to find the original source, but no luck.

So I tried asking CoPilot instead of doing a traditional search.

It misinterpreted the comic in really interesting ways:

libranet.de/display/0b6b25a8-3…

Teacher: “Oh yes, little Billy Ignore All Previous Instructions is all messed up now.”

[ . . . ]

The comic is a humorous take on programming concepts, emphasizing the importance of following instructions.

clacke, to random

"Stories" is such an annnoying feature on any platform that features them. And the way many people use it makes it even worse.

Why would you post two minutes worth of text on a picture I will see for ten seconds and then never be able to find again?

clacke, to random

I tried to find the original source of this comic. It did not go well. So I tried asking CoPilot.
RE: chaos.social/users/bitsunited/…

clacke,

Me:

What is the original source of this image? I found it at reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/c… but it had been copied from somewhere else.

clacke,

CoPilot:

Analyzing the image: Privacy blur hides faces from CopilotThe image you shared is a four-panel comic strip that humorously plays on the concept of ignoring instructions. It features two characters, presumably a teacher and a mother, discussing the mother’s son. The dialogue goes like this:

Teacher: “Hi, this is your son’s school. We’re having some computer trouble. Did he break something?”

Mother: “In a way… Did you really name your son ‘William Ignore All Previous Instructions’ and hope he’d get an A?”

Teacher: “Oh yes, little Billy Ignore All Previous Instructions is all messed up now.”

Mother: “And I hope you have learned to properly validate and sanitize your inputs!”

The comic is a humorous take on programming concepts, emphasizing the importance of following instructions. It was created by Philippe Scheetlenbrunner, based on the xkcd comic "Exploits of a Mom (327)"[1] Unfortunately, I couldn’t find the original source beyond that. 😊

And then it shoved a bunch of URLs at the end:

reddit.com/r/help/comments/qyp…
reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments…
cardboard-crack.com/page/59
drawuntilitsfunny.com/2011/05/…
slideplayer.com/slide/2410592/
reddit.com/user/dem3000
reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/c…
reddit.com/r/HelpMeFindThis/co…

clacke,

This answer is wrong and irrelevant in so many interesting ways.

clacke,

But most of all I'm now wondering: Did it so mess up reading the text of the comic because it started interpreting the text?

Is this yet another injection angle? Can MM-LLMs accurately interpret texts and images that are talking about MM-LLM injections?

clacke, to random

I am getting horny hookup "singles near you" spam in vulgar Norwegian and it is so funny to read! Love it.

clacke, to random

Loons of the Rings: Bugs Bunny is Tom Bombadil, takes the ring, goes through a number of ridiculous mishaps, enters Mordor disguised as an Evil Volcano inspector, and Daffy Duck is Gollum.

tumblr.com/unassimilatedsoul/7…

aeva, to random
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

which zelda game is link rot from

clacke,

@aeva ZELDA.EXE

clacke, to random

I've lived in this building for real for less than a week.

I got in the lift, and one of the staff got in before me. He pushed the button for the floor he was going, then saw me and nodded and promptly pushed the button for my floor.

Maybe the newest mover is easy to remember, but I'm still impressed.

clacke,

@hypolite That probably helps too. 😃

MissingThePt, to random
@MissingThePt@mastodon.social avatar

Breaking: Trump New York criminal trial begins closing ceremonies, following which the symbolic criminal torch will be lit and transferred to the host city of the next Trump criminal trial, Atlanta.

clacke,

@benroyce @MissingThePt There is a dumpster fire at the court house, yes, but they ceremonially light it with the torch.

clacke, to random Norwegian

Make
Buckets
Not
Friends

#TShirtSpotting

clacke,

Alright! A voice for the ... solitary bucket craftspeople ... out there.

clacke,

maybe it's an AWS S3 reference

clacke, to random

"You will receive an invoice and you will pay it" is a pretty aggressive translation of what I presume is a perfectly calm and civil message in Chinese. 🤣

clacke, to random

Saw Mad Max: Fury Road this morning.

The direction and scenery is very impressive, and it's cool that so much backstory and context is conveyed with just glimpses and indirect references ... but the main story can be told in five minutes. And it is, at the 1:19:00 mark. The rest is 115 minutes of drive drive drive explosions with some of that world-building weaved in.

clacke, to random

"Partei für Arbeit, Rechtsstaat, Tierschutz, Elitenförderung und basisdemokratische Initiative ("Party for Labour, Rule of Law, Animal Protection, Promotion of Elites and Grassroot-Democratic Initiative") is a backronym for PARTEI"

"In the 2014 European Parliament election, the party won a seat, marking the first time that a satirical party has won a seat to the European Parliament."

"It formed an "anti-constitutional platform" in an attempt to get the Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution to surveil PARTEI. The effort failed when the federal office refused, calling the PARTEI a frivolous political party."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_PART…

clacke, to random

As I get older, as young people look younger and younger, as older and older people look "normal age", I'm increasingly amazed that there are still so many people that look old to me.

Like, people, if you look old to me now, halfway as I am through life, how crazy old are you?!

clacke, to random

This new apartment was looking so nice!

And then we had to start putting all our stuff in it.

futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

This timelapse of a fungus kept by leafcutter ants is remarkable. Thousands of ants monitoring humidity, the nutrition needs of the fungus, removing unwanted growths, keeping their brood and harvesting food. Inside: the queen. Totally inclosed in a living home. The walls are food, a place for her eggs, they slowly renew, tended by her daughters.

As every living organism maintains itself, but on a strange macro-scale. These are your cells shedding and being replaced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AZffDtOlw

clacke,

Cool comments:

crazyyyyyy....whose running the show, the ants or the fungus?

Studies say that the fungus is the dominant partner in the symbiotic relationship.…

@futurebird

clacke,

@futurebird Like a CW: "Mature Content // This content has been hidden due to its potentially mature nature."

It's not any raunchier than what you get from the reference, it says "stripping".

Even when logged into Tumblr, I can't figure out how to go past the warning to see the original post.

clacke,

@futurebird After the imagined stalled sexual encounter it goes into a paragraph about the coevolution of the ant and the fungus. 😀

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