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cawhitworth

@cawhitworth@mastodon.online

In another life, I am an erudite, fascinating, witty, sexy libertine. As it stands, I am mainly a disappointment.

Profile pic: me and a grumpy owl. I’m the one on the left.

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So yeah I work for Microsoft. The product I work on is a Linux-derived platform and all my personal devices are Apple. Just sayin’.

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Happy March 0th

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You know what maybe I’ll just not get on another plane for a bit

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/jan/24/delta-air-lines-plane-nose-wheel-falls-off

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Can't help feeling like a bit of a lede is being buried here: lots of handwringing about electric car sales stalling but you have to get to nearly the end of the article before it says that the most popular category of car in the UK is the supermini (Fiesta, Corsa, etc) - a category that functionally doesn't exist in the electric car market (beyond the nonsense 'mild hybrid' segment).

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/jan/05/electric-car-sales-in-uk-flatline-prompting-calls-for-vat-cut

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Barn owl at Rutland Water, England

Canon R7, Sigma 150-600, 1.4TC

#wildlife #wildlifephotography #owl #barnowl #birds #birdphotography #rutland

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Sorry I can’t come to work this morning, I’m not allowed

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12 years ago I hacked up a little BBC Micro/6502 emulator in Python as a hobby project. I got it booting and, after intercepting OSWRCH, writing text to the terminal. A little while later I threw it up on GitHub and more-or-less forgot about it.

Yesterday I got a PR from broadly refactoring the entire thing to make it reusable and pluggable, and expanding it way beyond what I’d originally done.

And I’m not entirely sure what to do with it.

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To be fair my mental health was extremely poor before and during the lockdowns too, but

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/21/people-who-stuck-by-uk-covid-rules-have-worst-mental-health-says-survey

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Jesus that Sam Altman getting fired from OpenAI thing is absolutely wild. What on earth is going on there.

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If I'm reading this right, Mike Lynch's defense is "Not all of the billions HP lost on the Autonomy deal were down to my doing a big fraud, some of it was just that Autonomy was rubbish" which is certainly a position to take about your own company https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/nov/15/hp-lynch-autonomy-writedown

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Slade? Already? Fucksakes

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Dave the Diver is a lovely game and perfectly suited to the Switch, but the load times are brutal. What's it doing that means the load times are in Animal Crossing territory, and far more frequent?

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v glad about the sheep

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Pots from yesterday’s turning and finishing session. Off to be fired and then glazed next week. Particularly pleased with the little one front-right, a sort of sake/espresso cup type thing.

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I bought the stupidest t-shirt

(credit to @heydon)

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Found this weird off-brand Imodium but if anything it’s only made things worse

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Periodically think I should become a Quaker because of things like that last retoot but the whole sitting round in silence thing would drive me absolutely mad. I find church services hard enough anyway (give me a nice, well-structured 30-45 minutes with a couple of good hymns and absolute max 10 minute sermon, plz), sitting about in silence with a bunch of other folks for an extended period just sounds like torture.

(Maybe that’s the point? I dunno)

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Just found out there’s a games jam as part of our company hackathon next week, looks like ya boy’s getting back into game dev

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Anyway yes I went out with the camera yesterday and there weren’t many birds but there were plenty of dragonflies, which are annoyingly hard to capture. Until they sit down, like this darter (common? ruddy?) I managed to snap.

#InsectPhotography #Wildlife #nature #WildlifePhotography #bugs #bugstodon

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I am fully extremely not ready for it to be September, where the fuck was summer, my days in the sun relaxing and recharging and stuff, this is absolute bullshit

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Very very very pleased to hear the news about Voyager 2.

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Wonder what Twitter’s CEO thinks of the head of engineering deciding to rebrand the entire company

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I am at Moorfields eye hospital for a thing and they have a Richard Desmond Children’s Unit and I have questions

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FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF you absolute idiot you have no fucking idea what teachers do do you? Aaaargh just fuck off https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/jul/07/ai-likely-to-spell-end-of-traditional-school-classroom-leading-expert-says?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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