SirTapTap

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

gave the cats their flea treatments so they're all pissed

Soot came over to see me AFTER the treatment, glared and dramatically licked herself once like "YOU SEE THIS
YOU DID THIS
THIS WAS YOU"

SirTapTap, 9 days ago (edited 9 days ago) to politics

Republicans are openly talking about making recreational sex illegal and monitored by the state, meanwhile voters are like "wow McDonalds is expensive now? I better vote for the guy who wants to give tax cuts to McDonald's CEOs :)"

Keep in mind they're defining babies as a "consequence" or punishment, not a blessing. "pro life" knows exactly how shitty raising a kid is, they want to keep it shitty.

#politics #uspol #uspolitics #abortion

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

God I hate some people what the fuck has to be wrong with you to attack the Internet archive

https://www.fastcompany.com/91132773/hackers-ddos-attack-on-internet-archive-wayback-machine

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

Friendship is knowing I can tell you to shut up at your jokes and you won't be offended

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

Once every couple months I'll have a few days, never more than a week, where I effortlessly wake up at 6 and just get up and it's fine

I can never tell why this happens nor can I ever keep it up

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

Writing tip: "yet" almost always sounds better than "but" in narration.

Sounds fancy in dialog but rarely in character

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to Cats

Baby

#cats #CatsOfMastodon

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

So would an exhibitionist love or hate being invisible

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

I'm not sure you're supposed to be my particular combination of honey and shy irl

Limits possibly poor decisions I guess though

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

The kittens are such jerks, the novelty of running up stairs to chill in bed with me on a lazy day is gone so they just ignored me today after soot tried to get under the blanket a few times

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

THC hangovers are real but definitely not as bad

Getting drunk sucks for me anyway it's like there's a pretty high floor to "feel" drunk then a very low ceiling above that of "okay you have to stop drinking now"

That plus calories and liver are why I'm mostly only considering THC from now on. Delta 9 stuff, would like to try full on pot but laws plus Iowa

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to random

Weird dreams, not the worst but never super excited to see school ish dreams

SirTapTap, 9 days ago to MemeryAlpha

Me when I'm in an OUT OF UNIFORM contest and my opponent has FORGOTTEN THEIR POWER ARMOR

#shitpost #fallout

SirTapTap, 10 days ago to mastodon

Okay so if I migrate this acct to @sertaptap on this same server, I don't lose any followers/followings, right? I know my old profile hosts the old posts, but does the new one link to them in feed too?

#mastodon #federation

SirTapTap, 10 days ago to random

y'all there's a Family Guy Fanon wiki:

> The Quagmire Show is a spin-off series to Family Guy. It's also what would have existed if not for Cleveland Brown. Since Cleveland does exist, however, The Cleveland Show was created.

https://familyguyfanon.fandom.com/wiki/The_Quagmire_Show

IT HAS 4000+ PAGES?!

SirTapTap, 10 days ago to random

The diamond thief mouse in Paper Mario #TTYD is hot.

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SirTapTap, 10 days ago to movies

I haven't watched many (new) movies since about 2011?, so what's the "The Matrix" of the 00s and the 10s that The Matrix is to the 90s

Obviously this is a real, quantifiable thing with a single answer

#movies #poll #thematrix

SirTapTap, 10 days ago to random

we're watching the matrix in my discord

classic, of course

lizardbill, 10 days ago to random

Rewatching Spider-Man Homecoming (2017) and get this... the VULTURE runs a SALVAGE company. He's a SCAVENGER.

SirTapTap, 10 days ago to random

Either Tunic is insanely difficult or I'm missing something major

Still no shield, extra HP (healing vials tho), damage reduction and fighting these alligator things I do not seem intended to beat rn