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Leeisme

@Leeisme@mastodon.xyz

Dodger fan ⚾️ Kings fan 🏒 Part time reply guy.
Mostly here for the shit posts.
Blocking all “debate me” bros. No time for that nonsense, I’m an adult.

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mike, to random
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McDavid alone with the goalie down and out chokes. I know it's tough at game speed, but that's the game on your stick. Don't make me regret my patronage. #HNOM #NHLOilers

Leeisme,
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@mike my conspiracy theory is that McDavid is playing through a wrist injury. He had a similar wide open chance against Vancouver and didn’t shoot. During the LA series when I went to game 3. I noticed that during warmups he didn’t shoot at the net once.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What tech issue radicalized you?

Leeisme,
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@BlackAzizAnansi I was fine when they took the headphone jack, but when they got rid of the home button I started heading for the exit. I hate swiping and just like having tactile controls.

flexghost, to random
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Um. What the hell did I just watch?

Is this.....funny? Do you feel owned?

Computer generated biden in a dress selling Bud Light. So not only can the right not meme but they make the same bad joke for YEARS. The uncle none of us want to have at dinner

Leeisme,
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@flexghost are they trying to look like Joe Biden in drag? Is that like part of the joke?

SRLevine, to random
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What did I find in the bike lane?

Measurements are ~20 inches by 38 inches.

The reverse side is a similar material to what is used on the outside of orleib style waterproof panniers if that helps anyone.

Leeisme,
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@SRLevine looks like maybe a lightweight baby changing pad.

Leeisme,
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@SRLevine Seeing that now. Probably part of a seat cover. There’s 2 types the type that goes on the seat and the one that drapes behind the front seat (kick mat) this looks like the second one.

Leeisme,
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@SRLevine @mivox if you get a closer scan of that barcode I can scan it for you maybe.

stumblewyk, to baseball
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New theory:

Angel Hernandez is currently in the middle of a long-form piece of performance art that describes the futility of believing in any just, fair, and impartial system of oversight and governance. By being so intentionally bad at his job as the arbiter of balls and strikes, out and safe calls, in the relatively small-stakes environment of professional baseball; he shines a light on how corrupt our large-scale systems of government and politics are.

@baseball
#baseball #MLB #umpshow

Leeisme,
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@stumblewyk @baseball my theory is that MLB Umps in general are an op by corporate America to turn the public against unions.

Leeisme, to n64
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Going through my old stuff in my dad’s attic and I found this. RE2 on I think it was the only RE on n64 and the only N64 game with loading screens.

flexghost, to random
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Uh oh. Looks like someone knows something about Mitch McConnell

...Leave a comment with what you think it is

🤔

Leeisme,
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@flexghost

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

mike, to random
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Islanders are playing desperate, #NHLJets are having a scrimmage. #HNOM

Leeisme,
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@NunavutBirder @mike the winner of 1st place in the Central is likely rewarded with playing VGK in the 1st round and if they are just resting top guys on LTIR like we all suspect that can be very bad. Wouldn’t be that thrilled about taking 1st if you ask me.

Leeisme,
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@NunavutBirder @mike OTOH Dallas and Colorado are both stacked, so there’s really no easy path out of the Central.

mike, to random
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Canucks are resting Demko. Are they throwing a little shade? #NHLJETS #HNOM

Leeisme,
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@mike they gonna learn today!

janerationx, to NFL

Dude, stop. 😂

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/aaron-rodgers-says-he-might-play-up-to-four-more-years

#NFL @nfl

Leeisme,
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@janerationx @nfl if I was only expected to play 4 downs a season I could probably play till I was 50

lzg, to random
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    Leeisme,
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    @mariyadelano @lzg seconded!

    hacks4pancakes, to random

    I really love the iPhone feature which opens up a window and real time text-to-speeches the voicemail for the call you ignored, so you can basically force the person to text you like they should have to begin with.

    Leeisme,
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    @hacks4pancakes as someone who hasn’t listened to a single voicemail message in years I’m not sure I like this. I sent them to /dev/null and now apple is making me look at it. How do turn this off?

    SRLevine, to random
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    Looking for suggestions on how to word something (probably an email).

    Situation: my landlord didn't renew my lease back at the start of December so it automatically went month-to-month (I should have asked for a new lease, but I was afraid the rent would jump if I did).

    My lease didn't authorize pets. However it's not a strictly no pets place. There are a set of rules and a blank space for an extra deposit if you have approved ones. The rules mostly apply to dogs.

    1/X

    Leeisme,
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    @SRLevine I would approach it like “hey I just realized my lease expired and I’m month to month now. I don’t mind signing a new lease however I would like to change my lease to include a cat. I know that other tenants have cats and the standard deposit is x dollars I’m willing to give you that.” And go from there. Remember as long as you don’t have the cat yet you have the leverage.

    emarktaylor, to NFL
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    🏈 @nfl #NFL

    Wide left.

    Leeisme,
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    @neanderthalsnavel @emarktaylor @nfl she’s right, and she should say it!

    wjmaggos, (edited ) to NFL
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    When doing sports hashtags...should they be alphabetical, always end with the home team or something else? (what other league tags should I add?)

    Leeisme,
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    @wjmaggos i don’t believe it matters. Hashtags are there for the search algorithm to tag your post. #mls

    Leeisme,
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    @wjmaggos I see the hashtags in the places where the words would go while writing their post then adding the rest at the end. Like:
    #NYY are looking to sign Yamamoto #Dodgers and #NYM also strong contenders. #MLB #ITFDB #LGM #RepBX

    mcc, to random
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    I hate notification systems on desktop computers. I really do. They are not appropriate for the system idiom. More importantly though, I never get a notification for something I care about as a notification, whereas I receive notifications (usually from Microsoft) containing literal ads on what feels like a weekly basis or more.

    PS: Don't use NordVPN, they're very bad actually, every interaction is a giant pain. I only use them cuz nobody else seems to offer static IPs

    Leeisme,
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    @mcc Apple OSX has one that don’t even have a dismissal button. I think you’re meant to swipe them off the screen but it’s not iOS. So annoying.

    zebibyte, to Youtube
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    … for the 5% out there … what TV feed were y’all watching? Perhaps they were listening to the radio? @nfl @josephwelch @janerationx @emarktaylor

    Leeisme,
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    @zebibyte @nfl @josephwelch @janerationx @emarktaylor has to explain to my wife that the blue line isn’t real and is added by the tv broadcast. The real line of scrimmage is where the ball is and you can’t see the ball because he’s offside.

    Leeisme,
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    @janerationx @zebibyte @nfl @josephwelch @emarktaylor I think the tv broadcasters just put the blue line wherever the forward most offensive player is so the line makes him look just barely onside but he’s way off.

    Leeisme,
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    @janerationx @zebibyte @nfl @josephwelch @emarktaylor yes, the league has no control over those lines they’re set by the broadcaster but I can see how 5% of viewers may be confused.

    eddeeMN, to MLB
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    #MLB economics are confusing to me. Why is there no salary cap like in the #NHL?

    @baseball @hockey @baseball #mnwild #mntwins @hockey

    Leeisme,
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    @eddeeMN @baseball @hockey @baseball because the NHLPA got played for suckers with the hard cap 50% model. The worst deal in pro sports. Baseball players are too smart to fall for that.

    Leeisme,
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    @eddeeMN @baseball @hockey @baseball the NHL certainly has better parity than other leagues I’d say but a lot of it is fake like the loser point. Also the fact that hockey is more inherently random than other sports.

    I don’t know if the cap is really helping all that much

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