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HumToTable

@HumToTable@sfba.social

Old bat residing in Humboldt County, California with The Big Guy, The Old Pug, The Retriever and assorted resident wildlife. Into animals, plants and nature stuff, and all in for your pet pictures. Farmer's Market Superfan and hardcore eater. Enjoyer of absurd humor. Late diagnosed ADHD GenXer. Also very nosey.

"A burden shared is half the trouble.
And joy that's shared is joy made double."

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HumToTable, to random
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Just gonna leave this here today for no particular reason.

GIF animation og character Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons pointing and saying "Ha ha."

StillIRise1963, to random
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We should use drones to track the police and their behavior.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Drones that also make loud raspberry noises would be fun.

ai6yr, to random
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LA Times: Can satellites combat wildfires? Inside the booming ‘space race’ to fight the flames https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2024-05-30/a-look-inside-the-satellite-race-to-fight-wildfires

HumToTable,
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@ai6yr And once again, big tech misses the entire point.

18+ HumToTable, to Birding
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This me when my fear and loathing of AI ends up on a collision course with the fun and good times of the Merlin Bird ID app.
I had no idea we had California Towhees!!!
#Birding

GIF animation of reality show juggernaut and "actress" Kim Kardashian peeking out from behind a bush and smiling.

HumToTable,
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@ai6yr Do you mean to say my Luddite ass can be relieved of the guilt and cogniative dissonance of fully digging the Merlin Bird app!?!

HumToTable, to random
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juergen_hubert, to Germany
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Imprisoning a dragon familiar in someone's house is a jerk move.

#Germany #folktale #folklore #dragon @germany @folklore
https://www.patreon.com/posts/domestic-dragons-68243047

HumToTable,
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@folklore @juergen_hubert @germany Dragons gonna dragon.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I think someone should devise a fun Buzzfeedesque quiz which asks fundamental questions in a sassy way that will tell you which party you need to vote for.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Which begs the question: which Disney Princess would vote Dem, GOP, Independent, Green, Lib, etc? 🤔

HumToTable, to wildlife
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Binder, to random
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That doesn't really narrow it down, ya ding dongs

HumToTable,
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@Binder It's a Mystery.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I’m starting to get that wtf am I doing spending all this time in another country pre travel stress. Same shit for 40 years.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 While some habits die hard, others are immortal.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Ah, that super fun "worrying about how much one is worrying" phase.

ai6yr, to OpenAI
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OpenAI pulls Scarlett Johansson-like voice... OpenAI "denied that the imitation of Johansson was intentional " https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/20/24160621/openai-chatgpt-gpt4o-sky-scarlett-johansson-voice-assistant-her #openai #ai #intellectualproperty #acting

HumToTable,
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@ai6yr Did Avenue Q teach us nothing? Just like the internet, AI is for porn.

HumToTable,
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StillIRise1963, to random
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I totally forgot I belonged to a white frat.🤣

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Wait, what?

ai6yr, to climate
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Earlier today in Miami 112F heat index.

HumToTable,
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@ai6yr Fuuuuuu............😞

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HumToTable,
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@RickiTarr I want to go to there.

StillIRise1963, to random
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I have 2 weeks before I get the hell out of here for a few. I can’t wait.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Nice! May you have a wonderful respite.

patrickworld, to random
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I always find it funny when music snobs say they don’t want any curation on streaming services because ‘I don’t need anyone to tell me what to listen to’. I have found some of the dopest tracks ever by checking out playlists and I’m a huge music head. I would even say more so because of streaming 🎧

HumToTable,
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@patrickworld If it's a human doing the curating, I agree 100%. If it's an alogrithm doing it, not so much.

patrickworld, to random
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My deceased parents are in almost every one of my dreams 🥹

HumToTable,
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@patrickworld They're looking out for you.

StillIRise1963, to random
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So, if police departments sell their guns, what do they do with the guns they get from the gun drives that take them off the streets? Where do those guns go?

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Those guns get adopted by the Gun Fairy.

HumToTable, to art
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Not me wasting the last hour online looking at art supplies. 🖌️🎨
I almost convinced myself I need a giant set of Copic markers (Fun Fact: I do NOT).
#art

ai6yr, to random
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No coffee?! No hot peppers?!?!?! No bike riding?! Impossible! 😱

HumToTable,
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@ai6yr Wow. The jokes just write themselves.

Holberg, to random
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Made a quick stop at the carwash on Mother’s Day and—who cares about the new Bentleys and Porsches?—dragged poor Mom over to look at this Subaru SVX being serviced next door.

An oddball sports car from the ‘90s. Most notable for that side window design. Mom, astutely: ‘Wouldn’t that interfere with outward vision?’

A black 1990s Subaru SVX is a sports car with rear seat and a hatchback, from the side.
A black 1990s Subaru SVX is a sports car with rear seat and a hatchback, from the rear.

HumToTable,
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HumToTable, to random
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Whistling through the dystopian graveyard, went to my favorite urban park - Sequoia Park in Eureka. Found some trilliums and visited my favorite tree.

ai6yr, to H5N1
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HumToTable,
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@ai6yr This seems so basic. I'm genuinely curious as to why the CDC functions with such inconsistent quality anymore.

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