This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Gustodon, (edited ) to Starwars
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

In Order of Quality:

  1. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
  2. Episode IV: A New Hope
  3. Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  4. Episode III: Revenge of The Sith
  5. Episode VI: Return of The Jedi
  6. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  7. Episode VII: The Force Awakens
  8. Episode II: Attack of The Clones
  9. Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
    10: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

Would Wolverine's adamantium claws pierce Bilbo's mithril shirt?

Gustodon, to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

I would pay infinity dollars to be in a room with Donald right now, pointing and laughing my ass off.

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

"People might call him an ahole, but he's my ahole": Dennis Quaid is firmly pro-Trump

#people

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/29/dennis-quaid-trumper/

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@br00t4c Well, then to hell with Dennis Quaid.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

Choose one.

w7voa, to random
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

Politico - A pervasive sense of fear has settled in at the highest levels of the Democratic Party over President Joe Biden’s reelection prospects, even among officeholders and strategists who had previously expressed confidence about the coming battle with Donald Trump. https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/28/democrats-freakout-over-biden-00160047?nname=playbook&nid=0000014f-1646-d88f-a1cf-5f46b7bd0000&nrid=c00999ed-95f4-4bf4-ac82-11dc95f6dc6a&nlid=630318

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@w7voa Bologna.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

The Eternal Struggle

Gustodon, to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

The ignorance of the human animal has never been so starkly-defined as it now has been by the canonization of Carlo Acutis, the so-called Millennial Saint.

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

The death of Ebrahim Raisi was an accident.

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@pete It's always the best question.

Gustodon, to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

It's possible that when Donald froze for thirty seconds he wasn't glitching, he was just remembering his experience with Stormy Daniels.

In real time.

w7voa, to random
@w7voa@journa.host avatar

President Biden, at a campaign fundraiser in Georgia, says former President Trump is “unhinged.”

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@figstick 🙄

dangillmor, to random
@dangillmor@mastodon.social avatar

Social media disappointments:

  1. Journalists are still actively participating at exTwitter, thereby actively supporting Musk, who is helping extremists bring down democracy and, by extension, a free press.

  2. Reddit got away with stomping its volunteer moderators and users, and its execs are cashing in on an IPO that in a more just world would have flopped.

  3. Writers I respect decided to stick with Substack despite arrogant, extremist-friendly investors and leadership.

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@dangillmor Number One kills me; what kind of person could watch all that and still participate in such a misbegotten platform?

Gustodon, to religion
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

The Vatican has new rules about how people report things like weeping Marys and spontaneous stigmata.

“The use of purported supernatural experiences or recognized mystical elements as a means of or a pretext for exerting control over people or carrying out abuses is to be considered of particular moral gravity.”

Isn't that just church?

#Religion

Gustodon, to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

I was reading about how scientists can use piles of dinosaur poop to identify species and I started to wonder what kind of dinosaur made Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@twitloyalist Some kind of mollusk? A slime of some kind?

Gustodon, to TeslaMotors
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

I saw my first #Cybertruck today.

My first impulse was to raise my middle finger but I paused, worried suddenly about the perils of painting with a broad brush; this driver, while obviously possessing a different ethical and aesthetic set than my own, surely didn't deserve my instinctive disdain.

Then it pulled across two lanes and cut me off to make a turn into a parking lot.

#TrueStory

Gustodon, to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

Fracking, like the politicians and capitalists that support it, is proof that humans are insane.

Gustodon, to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

The Satanic Temple is a bunch of goddamn heroes.

Gustodon, to AllStarTrek
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

Every time I see this episode I feel like it would be better if something happened.

#AllStarTrek #DS9

Schwartzies, to NFL
@Schwartzies@mastodon.social avatar
Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@Schwartzies Tom Brady is good at football. In every other category he's mediocre beyond words.

Gustodon, to Starwars
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

I want to be as open and honest as possible so I feel like I should tell you that I think it's time for me to rewatch The Last Jedi.

#StarWars

Gustodon, (edited ) to random
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

What percentage of birds are real?

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@dabertime Well, penguins are birds...

Fair question.

Gustodon,
@Gustodon@mas.to avatar

@dabertime Genuine LOL as soon as I imagined the first example.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • megavids
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • GTA5RPClips
  • osvaldo12
  • love
  • Youngstown
  • slotface
  • khanakhh
  • everett
  • kavyap
  • mdbf
  • DreamBathrooms
  • ngwrru68w68
  • provamag3
  • magazineikmin
  • InstantRegret
  • normalnudes
  • tacticalgear
  • cubers
  • ethstaker
  • modclub
  • cisconetworking
  • Durango
  • anitta
  • Leos
  • tester
  • JUstTest
  • All magazines