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Do it. but first let me go buy some puts.

(for the record, that’s either way. cuz. you know. tesla’s getting shitfucked now that they actually have competition.)

FuglyDuck,
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is she the one supplying the brain worms?

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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if they’re anything like the ICE cruisers… they’re dropping another shitload in up grades. custom-built gun vaults, as well as other specially-built storage … first aid, extra handcuffs. leg cuffs. Kiddie cuffs. flex-cuffs. evidence collection. Road safety stuffs. Flashlights. speed radar thingies. rolls of printer paper for citation printers. Cameras. spare uniforms. Condoms for the badgebunnies. extra batteries for radios. extra batteries for flashlights. batteries for cameras. extra uniforms. all sorts of bullshit paperwork and forms that only get filled out when they come a cross a karen. Door breaching and lock out tools

needless to say, cops keep a lot of junk in the trunk. So much so the cop’s version of the ford explorer (“Police Interceptor Utility”) actually only has a special suspension to handle the extra weight, and 2 rows of seating instead of 3 to accommodate the entirely-custom storage rack.

oh. you thought they were talking about body armor… naw. They get APC’s for that.

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FuglyDuck,
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In murica… Cops pit themselves.

FuglyDuck,
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why? that graffiti or scratch is just gonna rust off in a day or two

FuglyDuck,
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Ever noticed how lots of police departments label their cars in very low contrast lettering? That’s so they can blend into traffic without being instantly noticeable as a police car. I think it’s obvious what I’m pointing out here.

you mean that automatic siren built into the body paneling isn’t gonna help them blend in?

FuglyDuck,
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I’m imagining the cybercop bouncing off the car they meant to pit and flipping/rolling until the cop is skidding on nothing more than a car seat and holding a steering wheel.

Yes, it’s cartoonish.

FuglyDuck,
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Add some salt. Generic water softener salt will do,

FuglyDuck,
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I agree, and you’re welcome.

Workers at TJ Maxx and Marshalls are wearing police-like body cameras. Here’s how it’s going (www.cnn.com)

Retail chains like TJX, the parent company of TJ Maxx and Marshalls, are equipping some store employees with body cameras to deter shoplifting and improve safety. This is part of a growing trend in the retail industry, as stores respond to an increase in organized retail theft and violence against workers. However, some...

FuglyDuck,
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honestly, body cameras are more about liability after the fact. There’s really only two reasons to strap a camera on somebody- liability defense (cops, armed security guards, etc,) and being able to monitor what the fuck they’re doing. both are important when the individuals in question are armed. Not so much when the expected response is constructive cowardice.

There’s absolutely no way a body camera would act as a deterrent when traditional and AI-enhanced security cameras that they’re absolutely already using won’t. Also, I’m not entirely sure I believe that there’s massive waves of organized shoplifters.

There is- as noted in the article- a massive wave of unionization, though. and that would probably hurt their profits far more than any wave of shoplifting ever will.

FuglyDuck,
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It’s the same reason I made sure the security cameras on my house are visible from the street. People with bad intentions just move on to easier targets.

no they don’t.

they wear a hoodie. or a ball cap. or they have a package to block their face. or any of a hundred other ways of making a camera useless on the cheap.

Your highly visible cameras only tell them you can afford some good shit. I’m not saying you shouldn’t have cameras- and they’ll usually be visible if you know what to look for… it’s kind of necessary for them to function… But cameras are not a deterrence, and neither are they an active element in your security. They are passive, and really only useful when dealing with insurance or explaining what actually happened in the first place.

FuglyDuck,
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this is the real reason why they’re doing it.

FuglyDuck,
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Seriously.

Like if you think mass-shoplifting hurts them- that shit’s already baked into the price of goods being sold before it ever happened.

Unionizing will hurt their profits far, far more than shoplifters ever will.

FuglyDuck, (edited )
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“they think the Supreme Court is illegitimate partisan hacks.”
“So? put more wood on that fire.”
<Bret tosses the constitution into the dumpster.>

FuglyDuck,
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Hard disagree.

Alito can call the agency responsible for protecting them (Supreme court police? Marshals?) and say you threatened him.

Who’re they really going to believe? Richness whitendude who sits on the top court or random newly weds?

That’s like swatting on steroids and they’ll just pass it off as a mere misunderstanding

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they had a plea deal that… politics intruded on… causing Hunter to decide to change his plea

Basically, this is the kind of charge that sees almost no major consequences for and is usually plead out to something like probation or a fine, but partisan hacks decided to try and make a name for themselves.

FuglyDuck,
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And they had a plea deal in place. That got upended when said political hacks decided to make a name for themselves and change it.

It was (mostly) apolitical, and then it became a thing. The current prosecution is entirely political.

FuglyDuck,
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For the record, he doesn’t have to be charged.

It’s enforced by a vote in congress as to if he’s eligible or not. Being that the one time this happened outside of participation in the civil war, it was a guy in congress, his chamber voted- but I assume it would take both houses to oust a president

FuglyDuck,
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I’m not sure how it would be contrary to the 14.3 and 14.5 amendments, but sure.

And oh, by the way, that would be gross partisanship and qualify scrotus for impeachment, as 14.5 assigned sole enforcement to congress.

FuglyDuck,
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If the process that happened with whats-his-name-from-Wisconsin is followed, then they’d have to wait until after he’s elected but before he’s seated anyhow.

Further, Congress has the constitutional power to override SCOTUS decisions. It’s happened five times. I don’t know if SCOTUS has ever overturned a congressional action that was taken under the direct authority of the constitution.

if you’re going to use ‘this is incredibly unprecedented’… yes. it fucking is. It’s incredibly unprecedented that a sitting US president used riots and insurrection to attempt to overturn the will of the people. such a blatant and unprecedented violation of democracy requires unprecedented responses. (like locking up an ex pres for insurrection.)

FuglyDuck,
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In my defense, I only notice because I really want him to kark it already. It’s a miracle he hasn’t. One wonders what the world has done to piss off satan lately.

FuglyDuck,
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and got Dr. Oz his start in daytime TV.

FuglyDuck,
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Hey. Be comfortable. if you’re comfortable in crocs and socks…

i’m more laughing at the suessian rhyme. “would you wear crocs with socks… and a fox?”… "WHAT MOXIE! I would not, could not, should not wear crocs with socks… not in a box, not with a fox… "

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