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Crell

@Crell@phpc.social

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

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Moving as a metaphor for software management.

https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/moving-metaphor

Crell, to random
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As usual, The Onion takes no prisoners.

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

mwop, to random
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Good god, it's been 12 years. Can we stop spreading the fractal of bad design article already?

Do better, @php_discussions - not everything needs to be shared again and again, particularly articles like this that haven't aged well.

https://mastodon.social/

Crell,
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@mwop @php_discussions I think that's a reddit repost bot.

Crell, to random
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That the officers weren't fired immediately means the entire leadership of the department needs to be fired immediately. And then charges filed.

When people say the police are institutionally corrupt, this is what they're talking about.

https://www.sbsun.com/2024/05/23/fontana-pays-nearly-900000-for-psychological-torture-inflicted-by-police-to-get-false-confession/

Crell, (edited ) to php
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Hey . When you use union and intersection types, do you include spaces?

(RT for reach, etc. This is survey data for @phpfig. If you know of any official policies by major projects already, please note/link in the replies.)

Crell,
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@ramsey @phpfig Have a link for Symfony?

Crell,
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@edorian @phpfig So it depends on how complex it is?

Foo|Bar|Baz is OK, but not if mixing and &?

Crell,
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@NanoSector @phpfig We should unify those, definitely. I can't recall seeing multi type catches in the wild very often, though.

mikestreety, (edited ) to php
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I'm looking for a solution to branch-based previews for a / stack. We have nearly 60 sites we want to set this up for (a lot of services I find either charge $1000s or don't even support that many).

I don't want anything fancy, I don't need to edit in the browser. I would like to push a branch to gitlab and have the option to spin up an environment to preview.

I have considered doing it myself, but I was hoping to not have to support my own infrastructure.

Crell,
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@mikestreety @simonrjones Platform.sh is what I was going to recommend. You described exactly what it does. :-)

Symfony Cloud is Platform.sh, tweaked and rebranded for Symfony. Same basic work flow.

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This does not give me confidence in this kitchen...

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Should I have multiple Mastodon accounts on various instances of interest? Or should I consolidate into one account.....????

Crell,
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@Hooper I have just one account. I am always me.

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Re: Primitive Obsession (https://acairns.co.uk/posts/primitive-obsession)

I like the idea, but has anybody performance tested this? What happens when you're dealing with thousands of rows of data that pass every item along as class instants vs primitive types?

Crell,
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@ntha Unless you're dealing with very large datasets, the cost of the SQL query to load it will be vastly more than the cost of making an object.

ramsey, to php
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Opinions/thoughts/advice on #PHP monorepos with #Composer. Is anyone working within this problem space? What tools do you use?

I know #Symfony is a #monorepo. Are the tools they use specific to them, or can others use them?

Crell,
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@ramsey Symfony uses a custom Go tool to do their repo split, IIRC. That's the only way I'd even consider a monorepo.

Crell, to ai
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Google's #AI search is about as accurate as usual, I see...

#AiIsGoingGreat

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"It's a DTO so it shouldn't have methods, just data" is an excellent way to end up with procedural spaghetti with a class keyword floating around.

It certainly won't get you a good codebase, that's for sure.

Crell,
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@SenseException Not basic anemic. (No one can agree on what those mean, either.) But hard core full on thou shalt not have methods or behavior on dumb carrier objects.

I just spent an entire day teaching a junior how not doing that leads to vastly simpler code.

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When people complain about being just an over-engineered mess of indirection, they don't mean OOP. Just the Java ecosystem.

Crell,
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@maxalmonte14 Yeah, what that sounds like is bring pushed back on is over engineered OOP.

Crell,
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@calinpristavu @maxalmonte14 OOP that's build in a functional way rather than a procedural way.

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The one and only thing I like about Macs is that they're not Windows. Other than that, I despise these things. The UI has always been awful.

Crell,
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@ntha I just want to be able to switch between windows without bringing the entire app to the foreground. Like, switch between my browser and IDE without all my browser windows coming up and covering the IDE. Like, this is basics. Mac has been wrong about this for 40 fucking years. And they refuse to admit it.

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"Imagine if Congress was elected by proportional representation"

Structural problems require structural fixes.

https://democracysos.substack.com/p/imagine-if-congress-was-elected-by

#RankedChoiceVoting

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Seriously pissed about this. Offering $10,000 in seed funding for a Deviant Art alternative built on ActivityPub. Q&A below or email your pitch to info@moth.social. https://slate.com/technology/2024/05/deviantart-what-happened-ai-decline-lawsuit-stability.html

Crell,
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@derickr @MisterMoo @bart What's the meaningful difference? (Really, I've almost never used either.)

Crell,
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@zeruch @derickr @MisterMoo @bart That doesn't tell me much...

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I hate mocking libraries...

Crell,
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@tress777 https://peakd.com/php/@crell/don-t-use-mocking-libraries

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