Cookies

Cookies, 12 days ago to random

It doesn't remotely surprise me that TanTrump is being a screaming toddler again, stamping his feet and calling his trial a disgrace, just because the petulant little fuckwit didn't get his own way.
#shocker

Cookies, 15 days ago to Cats

A neatly filled and folded box of Mischief.
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Cookies, 16 days ago to Cats

Mischief heard all about her twin sister's recent attempt to create a lethal staircase trip hazard. Never one to turn down a challenge, she's keen to compete in this entertaining game. She wants to go one better than Jade, combining the ultimate death trap with some early morning #longcatting. Jade is watching with amusement. Mischief won this round.

If you never see any more posts from me after this, you'll know why. They'll have murdered me.

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #TripHazard #FelineSadist

Cookies, 20 days ago to Cats

Jade is very pleased with herself for this world class Tripping Hazard loaf.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon #DangerousLoaf

Cookies, 23 days ago to Cats

The Opalcat wishes it to be known that her second first supper is late, and she does not appreciate this shoddy service.
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Cookies, 28 days ago to Cats

Jade: "More boxes please. We're running low."
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Cookies, 28 days ago to Cats

"Sleeping. Please come back later."
Mischief really knows how to fill a cat bed to overflowing, yet look completely comfortable and relaxed.
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Cookies, 30 days ago to Cats

Jade takes her Box Duty so very seriously.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

I don't know the original source of this so I can't give due attribution - it's not my own work - but you may never see a cat nose in the same light again after this.
#cats

Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Some early morning #longcatting from Mischief.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Mischief, putting in some cute tailwork for #FloofyFriday.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Ever have the feeling you're being watched?
#cats #CatsOfMastodon #KittyConference #JudgmentalCats

Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Mischief, working the lens.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Mischief is enjoying this new box, but she would prefer it to be a bit smaller.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Mischief would like to know why her coffee is not ready.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Mischief, guarding her fishy toy.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Right after her early morning dramatic loafing, this was the next posture Mischief took up. She does this a lot nowadays, but only ever with me. It's a submissive & trusting invitation for me to administer a few seconds of chest rubs, until her back legs inevitably come up & her attack mode is instinctively engaged. Even then, there are no claws and there's no fury involved. It's like I'm being savaged by a purring floofy feather duster.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon #floof

Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Emphatically dramatic loafwork from Mischief this morning.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

The Torment Twins have had a typically busy #Caturday and are now relaxing, with a fluffy loaf baked by Mischief for suppertime.
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Cookies, 1 month ago to Cats

Mischief, giving another expert demonstration of How To Definitely Not Be Up On The Forbidden Worktops.
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Cookies, 2 months ago to Cats

The Triumvirate of Turmoil: Here we have The Opalcat, Jade and Mischief.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Jade, a young adult female black and white shorthair cat, twin sister of Mischief, sitting and looking upwards, wide-eyed and alert.
Mischief, a young adult female medium longhair mackerel tabby cat, Jade's twin sister, being cradled like the big floofy baby that she is.

Cookies, 2 months ago to Cats

The Opalcat, having a #zoomies moment...
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The Opalcat, an adult female tortie shorthair cat, sprinting and skidding around on the kitchen floor this morning.

Cookies, 2 months ago to Cats

Little Miss Jade, wishing for more boxes.
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