Has this dude not seen the #wildebeest he's dating? His #girlfriend looks like a creature from the #DarkCrystal. Given that her big, beefy arms could rip his head off, I guess he doesn't want to get on her bad side. #BrianGlenn is the definition of a "#beta".
God, I'm feeling like such a loving person right now. Like I have all the pent-up love from never having had a serious relationship and given the opportunity to love someone as myself.
I just want to sweep another #transfem off their feet and ask her to be my girlfriend. Casual about it--it doesn't have to be stressful and I can accept rejection. So long as I can love somebody as myself.
I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.
She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.
Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Attention everyone on the #Fediverse:
A lovely guy who provides us with low quality facts on #Mastodon is trying to win a bet with his #GirlFriend and has wagered his best kidney that he can get 10 billion boosts of a #cat photo.
Call all your friends right now and have them boost the toot of @lowqualityfacts
The universe will thank you, we will usher in an epoch of world peace, and the cats are cute. 🥥