Alright, this is like the 4th consecutive #deodorant I've had get discontinued.
I'm a man. But I don't wanna smell like wood or smoke or the ocean.
I want to smell good. I want scents that women appreciate.
I want a #scent my wife likes.
I want to smell like a buff tangerine. Like a mandarin orange in a skintight T-shirt.
I wanna smell like a very dangerous stick of vanilla. Or like a #cinnamon roll getting into a fight to protect your honor. Or an oatmeal cookie MMA fighter