PetzDerBert, to random German
rticks, to Israel
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Feel free to share this with your blood thirsty friends and family who want Palestinians to die just for existing or so Jebus can kill all the Not Their Religion

#Jebus #DesertGod #Israel #Hamas #Zionism

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR7nLUUR/

lauren, to random
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I saw a post earlier today from someone posing the theoretical: "If I'm an introvert how quickly would I realize that the Rapture has taken place?"

My thinking is that for most people the sound of automobile crashes would be a leading indicator, depending on how close you are to traffic.

Just my theory.

cazabon,

@lauren

I don't remember who said it, but when confronted by #fundagelicals telling him he needed to repent and find #Jebus or he'd be left behind in the rapture, he said "Spending eternity with you is not the selling point you appear to think it is".

Whoever it was, he may have been channelling George Carlin.

#GeorgeCarlin #carlin

markarayner, to homebrewing
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