Thanks to everyone who tuned in for tonight's episode.
If you missed tonight show it's only because you're a terrible person who is undeserving of love (But you can catch a repeat of the show Sunday night at 7 PM Eastern)
If your kids don't want to listen to my radio show (or watch Kolchak: The Night Stalker) make 'em spend a night in the yard with the dogs! That'll straighten 'em out.