hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

I just had an idea for a neat thing Apple could do.

Y’know the little tabs that pop up when you select text in iOS?

It’d be cool if the device learned which actions you tend to choose in a given situation.

So, if you choose “Translate” more often than, say, “Format,” they could make that a little easier for you.

This is an idea that I just had.

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@agiletortoise

✊

#DoingBetterTogether
#I❤️Drafts

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Unrelatedly related:

  1. Apple News+ is a cynical lobster trap that only exists to push shitty run-of-network ads for plantar fasciitis insoles and free money for seniors;

  2. The whole reason this occurred to me is I really wanted to show Madeline an article with an amazing photo.

You see? Women really CAN have it all.

But sometimes that means having some paint tubes on the floor your baby can play with with once they’re done being briefly intrigued by your right foot.

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hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

𝐘𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐢𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐚 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬.

𝐖𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬…

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝙧𝒆𝙖𝒍 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬.

𝐘𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐞.

, @alexcox, , ? ?, @jsnell, , @dobyfriday, , , @atpfm, , @atpreferences, , , @darth, , ,

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Man, you guys really light up if I say literally one thing about computers.

It’s uncanny.

Thing is, this new insight gives me a malign sort of power by which I can simulate your interest in my life without your even knowing I'm doing it.

It's gonna get really weird and there's gonna be a LOT of computers.

And, to be clear, I will not be using my new power responsibly.

I will be using my new power as irresponsibly and insufferably as possible.



hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@danblondell

✊

#DoingBetterTogether

rmondello, to random
@rmondello@hachyderm.io avatar

The bravest people I’ve ever seen are the people who wear AirPods Max in the rain.

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@rmondello

I stand falsely accused, Ricky.

I really doubt that I need to name for you the specifics of the perpetrator. Because their reputation is widely known and feared.

So just think of the smartest person you know, and then imagine living your life never being able to know whether that person actually likes you.

Imagine that, Ricky.

Imagine it.

#🎧
#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@alecox

I’ve definitely got another.

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Thus, my recent remark about being attracted to women with unusual teeth (which teeth are used to eat) makes this very funny and definitely constitutes a hat on a hat.

I write, first, to please myself, and also I am broken inside.

#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

I put her in AI first.

#DoingBetterTogether

https://merlin.ghost.io/making-dreams/

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

I made a little apartment for Domino.

Lucky gal.

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

In her original apartment, you couldn’t even tell whether she had feet.

#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

I used to go to a shrink, but now I just spend 45 minutes singing all the Glenn Frey harmonies on the 1975 Eagles album, "One of These Nights."

If you're new to this novel form of therapy, maybe try starting with "Lyin' Eyes."

Some clients have also reported success just doing whatever Don Henley is doing because his parts are also perfect.

#DoingBetterTogether

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqccEpqvwPY

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

John Siracusa can be very funny.

#strengths
#DoingBetterTogether

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codemusings, to random

Of course the one time my wife listens in on a Roderick on the Line episode @hotdogsladies goes on and on about porn stars and MILFs.

I think she was too afraid to ask.

Maybe not the best first episode.

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@codemusings

I'll fix it.

#MILFInflation
#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

30 seconds from "HyperNormalisation" (2016)

Adam Curtis is so fucking good.

video/mp4

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Same, Colonel.

Same.

#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

I look at the cat. The cat looks at me.

It’s a very young relationship, but so far this cat is kind of rocking my world.

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hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@javbw

I thought “O’Feral” was funny but nobody likes a cat joke about San Francisco.

Nobody.

#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

To my beloved east coast friends, thanks in advance for never again bitching about “”earthquake twitter.””

When it happens to you it feels like kind of a big deal, huh?

Stay safe. 😬👍

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Who knows? In time, you might even want to learn about time zones.

Think of it as a journey.

#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

𝗟𝗲𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗲'𝘀 𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 - 𝟳𝟱 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝘀

maletero,
@maletero@mas.to avatar

@hotdogsladies It’s important to have a task management system that’s tailored to your needs.
#doingbettertogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Nailed the character count.

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

And yet I was somehow able to fix it completely on my own because I fucking rule.

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

At ten minutes before the hour, almost every Apple Watch in the world reminds the user to stand up.

I just want to stipulate that this is merely a serving suggestion.

You could choose to treat it as a reminder to eat some pie, drink a glass of water, or think of someone you love.

Now, all we need is a sensor that detects whether you've eaten pie in the past hour.

For which I think Masimo might have a patent.

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

#DoingBetterTogether

Posted at 2:54pm.

At which time I chose to think about how much I love the actor, Giancarlo Esposito.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbA1YOueC_A

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

I made this for @jakesutton, but I also made one just for you.

Thank you for your support.

It really helps people discover the show.

#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

"If you have an aversion to people shitting in public restrooms, maybe don't get a job as a roll of toilet paper."

Thirteen years in, and I'm still pinching off the occasional Doctor Phil-ism.

#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Ca. mid-1990s:

Those three weird glyphs on the cover of "Ghost in the Machine" are LED 'drawings' that represent the members of the band. Squinting helps, because…

(L-R) Andy Summers, Sting, Stewart Copeland.

I've always revered this record, and it took me well over a decade to realize this insanely obvious thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Machine_(album)#Artwork_and_titling#Artwork_and_titling)

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@drdrang

It was a different time.

And THANK YOU, doctor.

I appreciate your admitting this.

#MyCarlene
#DoingBetterTogether

hotdogsladies, (edited ) to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

This one is…uh…gonna take a while.

Supplementary Playlist:
“Not Everything is Everything” - Roderick on the Line #529

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC4Rx_vdLM94WThyJknDXfqdQe7DJ7tB0&si=REctEyXwYPluvo5b

#DoingBetterTogether
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hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Speaking of date formats, here's a different ISO trying to help the poor bastards who have to adapt to our American eccentricities.

https://iso.mit.edu/life-at-mit/cultural-adjustment/cultural-adjustment-phases/

hotdogsladies,
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

@michaelgemar

Yeah, I think at this point, shittiness has become an international flu.

I guess we’ll always have New Zealand.

#DoingBetterTogether

Wellington NZ, 2011.
The Little Lord in New Zealand. February, 2011.
Murray’s office on “Flight of the Conchords”

hotdogsladies, to random
@hotdogsladies@mastodon.social avatar

Someday, I’ll share my recipe for Hillbilly Charcuterie.

It boasts a bold and rustic flavor profile and should always be served on a costly paper plate.

Makes it feel even fancier.

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