GottaLaff,
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😏Via Elie Mystal:

Alabama: Embryos are babies.

Me: Oh, so we can't deport mothers carrying American citizens.

Alabama: Wait.

Me: Also dudes are on the hook for child support nine months earlier.

Alabama: No. Not like that!

DavidNielsen,
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@GottaLaff it is almost like the protection of life really isn’t the point… what could it be I wonder?

Are they… doing a patriarchy?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@DavidNielsen Naaaaahhhhh.

Yes.

timo21,
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@GottaLaff also a tax write off. Those frozen embryos.

Mary625,
@Mary625@mstdn.social avatar

@GottaLaff

Watch them charge people with human trafficking for selling their eggs or sperm

themamiyaman,
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nightcrawler,
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@GottaLaff If a pregnant person is in jail, on what charge is the preborn child being held? Or is the child free to leave?

koteisaev,
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@GottaLaff If embryos are babies, then "True American citizens"™️ must be conceived on land of United States, Alabama court says. It will be used as another anti-immigrant "crazy shit".

oldgeek,
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@GottaLaff do you get to write them off on your taxes as dependents. When do I have to file for their SSNs?

saytata,

@GottaLaff Will it be involuntary manslaughter if the embryos are accidentally ruined?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@saytata Probably. It's already a crime in some states to have a miscarriage

tob,
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@GottaLaff Ah that classic originalist legal principle of "protects but does not bind vs. binds but does not protect."

MattFerrel,

@GottaLaff Republicans already want to strip people of birthright citizenship. But then again, they want to strip most people of their rights so 🤷‍♀️

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@MattFerrel For a party that does so much stripping, they sure hate sex

JustChapman,
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@GottaLaff @MattFerrel Total tangent but gotta take it. With all these republicans so preoccupied with sex, getting caught up in sex scandals and such, WHY IN THE WORLD do they run on a platform of such prudishness? Self flagellation?

Maybe I just answered my own question.

darwinwoodka,
@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff

Alabama University: Welp, guess we're not doing IVF anymore! Sorry everyone!

Alabama: ...

SummerDay,
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@GottaLaff

Getting ready to legalize selling babies since they’re apparently defined as babies in Alabama?

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@SummerDay The repercussions of this idiotic move are endless

human3500,
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@GottaLaff This should fill up the car pool lanes

GottaLaff,
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@human3500 lol, another downside.

12thRITS,
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@GottaLaff Also: get those embryos a Soshecurity number and count 'em in the Census!

phpete,
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@GottaLaff I asked elsewhere if all those facilities now have to abide by laws governing the care & custody of minors.

Brian,
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@GottaLaff Typical GOP mental gymnastics to have one but not the other.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Brian Typical GOP BS

William3rd,
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@GottaLaff This is why I am guessing there are no women on the Alabama Supreme Court. And likely no OBGYN doctors.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@William3rd I think there’s one woman

William3rd,
@William3rd@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff I cannot understand why a woman would support such nonsense. Even if she is rabid "Christian."

MaybeMyMonkeys,

@GottaLaff what makes you think that they thought this through

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@MaybeMyMonkeys Huh? Where did I say they thought this through?

CodieneC,

@GottaLaff Women in States like Alabama are soon going to have to leave the State to get prenatal or gynecological care because what gynies are going to stick around waiting for permission to save a woman's life or worry about being arrested for doing their jobs.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@CodieneC However, other states will do this too

enoch_exe_inc,
@enoch_exe_inc@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Yeah, well, the Supreme Court of Alabama is just plain wrong, their ruling should be dismissed with prejudice, and the courthouse itself filled from top to bottom with incense, set alight, and doused with holy water to purge whatever demonic mind-virus has infected its judiciary.

EvilBunnyPottymouth,
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@GottaLaff
😂

GottaLaff,
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Robb_Munson,
GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Robb_Munson I don't understand what I'm supposed to be seeing here.

Robb_Munson,

@GottaLaff was just a pic showing the story on CBS tv, my phone camera sucks ass.

GottaLaff,
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Robb_Munson,

@GottaLaff I just happened to see both things at the same time, was odd.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Robb_Munson Ohhhhh. Got it.

Robb_Munson,

@GottaLaff bro this is on my tv right the fuck now!

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@Robb_Munson Well it should be. It's a huge story, and it's been reported all day

Leebenningfield,

@GottaLaff unfortunately this isn't a gotcha to them, the same people arguing that embryos are people also want to end birth-right citizenship and get rid of child support

MattFerrel,

@GottaLaff this is a back door abortion ban and also puts some birth control at risk.

GottaLaff,
@GottaLaff@mastodon.social avatar

@MattFerrel They want to put ALL birth control at risk

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