futurebird, 
I wish "siri" could help me with real problems she ought to know about:
"Siri, why did the music just pause?" (was it a button press? the screen? my watch? the headphones?)
"Siri make a google calendar event and don't get sassy about it"
"Siri show me a map of the wifi strength in this office"
"Siri is fast charging working? How long until the phone is at 100 percent."
