Strandjunker,
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social avatar

BREAKING: Hunter Biden made $640 million while “working” in daddy’s administration, and received $2 billion from the people behind 9/11.

Now that I got Republicans’ attention. That was actually Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

lgeurts,

@Strandjunker Sneaky beaky but this post is totally justified.

Seilenos,
@Seilenos@queerspirituality.social avatar

@Strandjunker Funny that the cartoonish guy raising all of the whataboutism arguments has an avatar of Burgermeister Meisterburger, the autocrat who hated children in "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."

aho,
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MadKane,
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phillycodehound,
@phillycodehound@masto.ai avatar

@Strandjunker Clever!

sentient_water,

@Strandjunker You tinker 😄

fonecokid,
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ecoscore,
@ecoscore@aus.social avatar

@Strandjunker Gets the award for cleverest toot of the week 🤣

groms,

@Strandjunker good comm. Strategy!!! #lifelonglearning

hanse_mina,

@Strandjunker 😂​

alexf24,
@alexf24@mstdn.social avatar

@Strandjunker He also got patents from China for his clothing brand. Don't forget.

All this while daddy was stealing ancient Jewish artifacts from Israel.

Sunny05,

@Strandjunker Some won’t make it to the last sentence.

nazokiyoubinbou,
@nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social avatar

@Strandjunker It was amazing how quiet America was about that. Every day I kept thinking "oh they just crossed the line with that thing they just did. People are finally going to care." And I was wrong. Every day. They didn't even hide the nepotism or personal profits made at America's expense. And now, omg the screaming about Hunter Biden who wasn't even on the best terms with his father really supposedly getting some vaguely indirect nepotism maybe possibly perhaps.

lostrambler,
Yup_Its_Holly,

@Strandjunker That was just mean. 😁

wes,

🤣 well played 🎩⤵️

Korgdisso,

@Strandjunker collaborator to block, yo.

Urban_Hermit,
@Urban_Hermit@mstdn.social avatar

@Strandjunker the problem is that the first paragraph of this joke will literally be quoted on some right wing news site as "anonymous source says" by next week.

xs4me2,
@xs4me2@mastodon.social avatar

@Strandjunker

Guess that needs investigation!

t4hiro,

@Strandjunker

Totally earned wages, I'm sure...

AnOldGuy,
@AnOldGuy@mastodon.au avatar

@Strandjunker and did we ever get to the bottom of Hillary’s emails?

tdwllms1,
@tdwllms1@mstdn.social avatar

@Strandjunker

5 years and the best that could be uncovered is a smattering of tax evasion and a checkmark on a form…

strangeculprits,

@Strandjunker 😂 😂 😂

72mz,
@72mz@mstdn.party avatar

@Strandjunker
They have a very short attention span and will only read your first paragraph.

donmorrison,

@Strandjunker Sorry, but Hunter Biden hasn't worked in the Biden Administration in any way, shape or form. Jared and Ivanka, however, both had offices in the Trump White House and made between $172 and $640 million in outside income during their time there, plus another $2 billion "investment" that Jared received from the Saudis (with whom he conducted official business in the WH) upon leaving.

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