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And in the sky, there is a place where it's warm, and you're there

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stop washing your rice. you dont need to wash your rice.

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had the windows open in my bedroom woke up to the smell of flowers and cool summer air call that smellmaxxing

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sorry i mean my sweaty armpits and balls stinky stink i havent showered in months and im all sweaty and stinky dirty feet stink stinky smell

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let me host Hot Ones ill bring no comfortable atmosphere and ill conveniently forget the chicken and sauce so its just me passive aggressively forcing a celebrity to drink milk in a silent black room

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> With the debut of remarkably effective weight-loss drugs, America's high obesity rate and its uniquely astronomical prescription drug pricing appear to be set on a catastrophic collision course—one that threatens to "bankrupt our entire health care system," according to a new Senate report that modeled the economic impact of the drugs in different uptake scenarios.
> If just half of the adults in the US with obesity start taking a new weight-loss drug, such as Wegovy, the collective cost would total an estimated $411 billion per year, the analysis found. That's more than the $406 billion Americans spent in 2022 on all prescription drugs combined.

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@lain how many billions of dollars spent dealing with fatsos' medical problems they wouldnt have if they werent so fat

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what does society do with “weak men”?

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@cell office jobs with enough salary that they dont pull a Falling Down

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i need a back massage can someone come over and punch me in my upper back until i feel good again

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awake but at what cost

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gonna try the "have an AC but never turn it on all year" challenge to own the europoors

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do not understand why apple thought the dynamic island should be tap = take you to another app and hold = quick interact menu

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were faggots of course we listen to car seat headrest

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we need a web extension that removes websites' "new ai features!@!!!!!!!!" popups

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i sentence you to 10 lighting fast cat swipes directly at your ballsack

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"kids today think everything is a touch screen"
no, kids today are the first generation to remember when not everything was a touch screen

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why does evening cofe have an entirely different flavor profile from morning cofe?? its the same bag of beans and the same method

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take the edge off??? brother im trying to get my edge on

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attempting a workplace shooting but everyones working from home today, guess ill see you on monday

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TO ANY FEDERAL AGENTS READING THIS POST THIS IS A JOKE AND A SOCIAL COMMENTARY ON HOW SHOOTINGS ARE OUTDATED BY DEEMPHASIZING THE IMPORTANCE OF WORK ESPECIALLY WHEN WORKING FROM HOME IS AN OPTION

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starting a post-math band all our songs are in time signatures that involve eulers number

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transitioning to taking notes in excel because my internal monologue is two dimensional and i can do calculations inline

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i make a lot of jokes about doing absolutely no work but its a fuckin friday and im the only one in the entire damn building rn

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i was even told earlier "eh its friday theres always monday"
bitch i dont wanna do work on monday that sounds way worse than just gettin it dun

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The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park represent the brave Jewish people rising up against their captors

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@lain @augustus the lawyer is defending an antisemitic working class slave's family

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my other car is a cat

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"minimalists" when you ask them if they have a box full of A/V and power cables of every single standard and even many obscure proprietary connectors

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