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vlrny

@vlrny@disabled.social

🇨🇦 Good-hearted weirdo; expert pillow-nester; lover of trees and dark irony (not necessarily at the same time).
#actuallyAutistic #chronicIllness #chronicPain
Was #yyc, currently Eastern Ontario, trying to put down roots in #Guelph
Pronouns: she/her/gurl!

Thx for CW on food photos. 🤢

I tend to start conversations I am too tired to follow up on, but ya'll just carry on, I'm lurking.

Header image: bare curly branches reaching to a blue sky.
Profile image: Is me. Dat's mah face.

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vlrny, to random
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I am having a terrible week.
But hey! I accidentally created a new pain/malaise scale. It's based on how many times I exclaim motherf🤬ker in an hour.
Wheeee! 😃

vlrny, to random
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Ya know, my whole feed right now is people joyously nerding out on their special interests, several tags of utter bloody silliness, and a whole lotta pride full of light and colour and strength, plus a few heartwarming deep and ernest conversations I get to watch unfold.

THIS is what social media was meant to be.

Denizens of Mastodonia you are dah bomb. 💥

vlrny, to random
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Does anybody know why, sometime after 50, we start carrying things in our cleavage?
What happened?
Did we just get tired of carrying shit?
Also, why don't more things have pockets!?

vlrny, to random
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Well, everything is on a moving truck to be delivered next week, I am back in Guelph.
It is over. I am out. It is done.

vlrny, to random
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In pursuit of a balanced lifestyle, I have started alternating scrolling with my right thumb and my left.

vlrny, to random
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The internet is already off here, and apparently the cell coverage isn't great, so I have been reading a lot of alt text while I wait for photos to load, and sometimes just boop yer delightful alt text descriptions without ever getting to see the images.
In case you thought alt text didn't matter.
#altText #altTextMatters

vlrny, to lonelinesscorps
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I'm going to be watching starting sometime between 5&7pm my time (circa 1/3hrs from this toot). If anybody wants to co-watch give me a wave and we can firm up deets from there.
@lonelinesscorps

vlrny, to random
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And yes I packed pine cones. Don't judge me! ... though with this crowd, you'd probably judge me rather favourably. 💚

vlrny, (edited ) to random
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What I am most proud of today though is this kick ass blanket fort on the fire escape. Those childhood skills are transferable yo! Covered myself in wet scarves/towels and sat out in the Valerie-made shade, and breeze.

vlrny, to random
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You can't stop Ragnarok, why fight it? Because that's what hero's do.
#ragnarokToots

vlrny, to random
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"I make mistakes all the time, it seems to work out."
The dialogue in this movie is 😘👌
#ragnarokToots

vlrny, to random
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Good news, I did have 10 days of reserves built up before tackling this move/packing.

Bad news is this is a 2 week project.

Feel utterly knackered. Gotta stop for a day of maximum self care. I see a pillow nest on the fire escape in my future. :)

vlrny, to random
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Today's packing music is a mix CD.

vlrny, to random
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Ooooo I replaced the duct tape on my cell phone case and now I feel all fancy!

vlrny, (edited ) to random
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I have decided my life does not contain enough pie.
#randomProclamations

vlrny, to random
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I am so frickin fed up with technology today I am using wood matches instead of a 🤬 lighter.

vlrny, to random
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Guess who nailed her to-do list today!

vlrny, to lonelinesscorps
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Bad news is I am back in the stupid town and stupid apartment that nearly killed me to pack up my life and move it to Guelph (yay!)

Good news is I have access for an installation of !
Choices this round:



Starting between 5pm and 7pm my time.
Let me know if you are interested and which movie.
@lonelinesscorps

vlrny, to random
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I just took Chopin out of the CD player and put in Chaka Khan.

Brace yer britches folks, we've got one helluva genre jump coming.

vlrny, to random
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I was a dog, but because I was so good they moved me up to human status.
...sort of

vlrny, to random
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I like how the surfer/soldier-roos "pray"

vlrny, to mentalhealth
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Following up on a side chat, what are folks doing for lazy food hacks when yer too tired to cook but don't want to eat junk?

Share yer ideas so others can steal 'em!

#spoonies #chronicIllness #longCovid #chronicPain #mentalHealth #selfcare

vlrny, to coffee
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Oh you know, just blinking slowly, singing James Blunt songs to my coffee, as one does...

What are the rest of ya'll up to?
@lonelinesscorps
#coffee #gratitude #slowMorning

vlrny, to random
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OMG I found the setting where I could triple the size of the lil arrow thingy on my laptop and HOO BOY I did not realize this was the stress relieving hack I needed so badly. I've wasted SO many brain spoons trying to find the lil thing. This is awesome!

vlrny, to random
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I'm trying to figure out what to do with my last spoon for the day, and I just shifted my inner query from:

"what do I have to do?"
to
"what do I need?"

...and dayum! that is a very different question. 🤯

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