tamewhale

tamewhale, 17 days ago to random

Thinking of making a Scottish cooking YouTube channel where I do things like make a cheese toastie and call it a quesadilla

tamewhale, 17 days ago to random

Lost my son in a hedge maze today so that’s one of my literal nightmares off the bucket list

tamewhale, 21 days ago to random

Moving to a house in a graveyard folks

tamewhale, 22 days ago to random

Put a bid on a new house and feel emotionally ragged. I think because I can’t face the idea of moving again.

tamewhale, 1 month ago to random

“That Spanish actor started a fight in the pub again last night.”
“Javier Bardem?”
“No, but he’s on his last warning.”

jtruk, 1 month ago to random

Someone told me I remind them of Michael Sheen's character in Good Omens.
I guess I can see that. I'm overdue a haircut, and I could be a touch less do-goody.
I've had Rik Mayall quite a bit, and the occasional Kiefer Sutherland, but this one's new.

tamewhale, 1 month ago to random

Being a bee must be weird. You spend all day making honey then a giant comes along, drugs you, and steals a bunch. I mean eventually you’d be like what the fuck.

tamewhale, 1 month ago to random

Do you know that so called “pink” is simply light red?

tamewhale, 1 month ago to random

Fixed a leaky tap all by myself. I’m a plumber now.

tamewhale, 1 month ago to random

I have committed a crime and must cover it up somehow. I know, I will invite Hercule Poirot, the world’s greatest detective, to my home and convince him of some other explanation. This is a plan with no flaws.

coldclimate, 2 months ago to random

I've been looking for a set of small kitchen utensils and spotted these in Aldi for £3. Technically for children.

tamewhale, 2 months ago to random

Winding up the cat by playing the theme to The Great Escape every time he uses his litter box

jonspark, 2 months ago to random

Any moment now…

Nifflas, 2 months ago (edited 2 months ago) to random

Best superpower? Is Tears of the Kingdom sci-fi or fantasy?

...but Nifflas, why is "both" not an option?

idk but it's not :)

tamewhale, 3 months ago to random

Looking at spice jar storage and you get loads like "holds up to 7 jars". You are little baby.

tamewhale, 3 months ago to random

I’ve been to a seven year old’s party at a trampoline park where the food was delayed so don’t tell me I don’t understand war

jtruk, 3 months ago to random

I was not expecting to see security tags on £6 steaks in our local Co-op.

jtruk, 3 months ago to random

"C3PO. But sexy" lands in the costumer's inbox.

tamewhale, 3 months ago to random

Really funny that the Twister sequel is called Twisters like Alien/Aliens because creativity in Hollywood is a cargo cult

jtruk, 4 months ago to random

Fought the urge to acquire more plastic and lost. It's just so pretty, and I gotta spend my prize winnings somehow, right?!

https://shop.pimoroni.com/products/8bitdo-retro-mechanical-keyboard?variant=41109917925459

tamewhale, 4 months ago to random

My son: your the best little sister anyone could have
My daughter:

tamewhale, 5 months ago to random

Took me a while but I solved the megaminx without any hints or assistance. Pretty chuffed.

#rubiks #puzzle

tamewhale, 5 months ago to random

Has anyone seen my car keys?