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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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unsubscribed from the Arby's coupon emails

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the Associated Press said "stream brat you faggots"

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wig

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@tombone t

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@ gay don't you dare fucking vacation in Dubai

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Should probably make this fruit vest right?

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@henribus yeah away to it now

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sorry imagine being the guy who forgot to install the "Man Overboard" app

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I'm meant to be doing my 'digital design diploma' (read: bullshit online learning thing my work is paying for that is full of spelling mistakes and thin on actual learning content) but instead i am a dozen pages deep in the wikipedia articles on the evolution of reptiles, WHICH I HAVE READ BEFORE.

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@henribus okay for you and me specifically we need some kind of credentialing program for what we do on Wikipedia

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@henribus not all it's cracked up to be no priority lanes at the airport or whatever

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furious that I live in a "security screening to get to my doctor's office" fuckin country

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think part of the reason I feel like it's lonelier online than it used to be is there's nothing I have that has a "presence system" anymore? like nowhere I can just go and see if someone has a green bubble when I just like, wanna talk for a little? everybody's online always which means nobody is advertised as being online in a way that says explicitly "hey you can message me first with just a hi if you want"

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not Paramount+ running a MUNA Pride Month pre-roll ad featuring watching the Showtime original series Yellowjackets

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the high school Career Week speaker from Strangers With Candy..... she was so real for this

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@upsize_ry my top is Virgin Jerri but this is a VERY strong contender

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there is a straight pride event (some kind of street festival thing with booths and EXTREMELY LOUD DIESEL POWERED GENERATORS) directly underneath my homosexual window help

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no. am simply not going to do this

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@germ yeah you're a cat we GET it

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okay. sure. you would know better than me I guess, man

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my life is just looking at long lists of bathroom stuff now how can you choose from 300 faucets

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@keith okay that gay person needs to be pickier my ideal is for a person to let me choose between two things

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@keith you were right get that

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@keith also this is not going to help but if you are not looking at Thibaut's wallpaper catalog you are not doing drag https://www.thibautdesign.com/catalog/product/searchresult/page/1

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Not Ed Sheeran selling a hot sauce that sounds like lube, and co-op having to sell it for 30p a bottle because it’s out of date 💀

Bottle of tingly teds hot sauce

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@smalltown2k @steeble yes. using it for anal sex

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i love when they make their yearly pride month anti-lgbt meme and we always reclaim it for our selves like this classic 😭

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@germ @yesjohn sorry but know in retrospect that making a YouTube video is objectively the most hilarious thing someone can do in response to something happening

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been bullied into starting "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and I am only four episodes in and

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when a Buffy character who is supposed to be a high school sophomore casually throws out a reference you would have to be much older and gayer to land >>>>>

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@copperreddc I'm watching for the first time and can absolutely get it, these would have been SUCH gay catnip

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@germ high schoolers this year would be like "this is like that YouFace PewPieTock TikTubed to my Swomple"

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