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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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nothing makes me feel insane in quite the same way as trying to explain to a normal person what a nightmare the concept of time is to a computer

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setting up an automation in Home Assistant to call my sponsor if it detects that I am putting on MAMMA MIA! (2008) again

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yes I did look at MAMMA MIA! (2008) last night

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@aphyr
🎵 hoooow can I resist me,
Mamma Mia!,
there I go again,
turn-ing, on that fuck-ing moo-vie 🎵 synth arpeggio

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@HisNameIsOx @aphyr I will be seated

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somebody please put something on television I will look at MAMMA MIA! (2008) if I have to

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Somewhere there’s a very important piece of infrastructure running with approximately 12,871,504.95 minutes of uptime because someone said Windows 2000 needed fewer restarts. https://mastodon.social/@256/112559348235506449

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@john tbh a fabulous Windows they nailed this one

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stand for the True Pride Flag

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@copperreddc idk I am generally just not very engaged with the idea of Texas one way or the other

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"why don't you drink is it relig--" once a Waffle House waitress drove me home on Thanksgiving is why

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the times I hate Python the most are when I'm looking at things I wrote years ago in a big fucking hurry and getting absolutely furious that it works

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Thinking about the time I taught English to Spanish speakers and this one guy who thought he was the absolute tits at speaking English despite only having moved to England two months before with no previous experience in the language pronounced Nigel Farage as “Nee-khell Fa-ra-gay.”

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@lukito one of the greatest things about teaching languages imo is these "...... you know what. I.... I see where you got that and I'm kinda mad about it" moments

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@lukito yes yes yessss watching the hamster wheels start spinning in real time yesssss SUCH fun

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@lukito @thatmanmatt look, stuff just like this is why you can still make decent money making the code instead of everyone just going out and PowerAutomate-ing this themselves, I for one am counting on it!!!!

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How much is too much for an 800g loaf of sourdough?

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@rob anything over £4 and I'm gonna expect miracles

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@ any of you people that are DBAs: stop being like that. you know. the way you are

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a body implant that tells you on a continuous basis whether to add more nicotine, caffeine, or both

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@thickurt I mean you do live in Montana

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@thickurt lmao awww that's so cute tho 😂

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It’s box turtle mating season here in the eastern U.S.! It is good and right to help them cross the road, with a few caveats: always move them in the direction they’re traveling, always wash your hands after touching a turtle, and never try to help if you cannot do so safely.

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@waldoj thank you for including the photo I actually needed to see a turtle this morning it turns out

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and nobody ever mentioned it, again
https://bird.makeup/users/filmupdates/statuses/1797769178268705186

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@Goodwithcolour I think we all looked at the first episode and just went dead silent because what could you say other than "well, okay"

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took me a minute but the snap of a light bulb that happened in my mind in the Audubon Society merch store here was v satisfying

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@thickurt that's why he wants to Let's Go Birding Together so that we can help each other :) :)

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wait why is this protozoan (Trichomonas vaginalis) kinda serving--

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unsubscribed from the Arby's coupon emails

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@thickurt oh don't congratulate me it is because I can see all the same coupons when I am in the mobile app

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