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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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going to bed at 8:30PM for pride month

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never watched a Teletubbies and I do realize it is a program for very small children but every additional detail I read takes me closer to the abyss

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Australia is not a serious country

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one of the greatest things a female musician can do is use the verb "come" in a cheekily ambiguous way where it could be the homophonic vulgar colloquialism "cum" and that is why Chappell Roan's Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl" is so important

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doing "JavaScript" computer today

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excuse me

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okay shit calm down everyone there's plenty to go around it's not going anywhere

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nothing makes me feel insane in quite the same way as trying to explain to a normal person what a nightmare the concept of time is to a computer

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setting up an automation in Home Assistant to call my sponsor if it detects that I am putting on MAMMA MIA! (2008) again

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stand for the True Pride Flag

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a body implant that tells you on a continuous basis whether to add more nicotine, caffeine, or both

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took me a minute but the snap of a light bulb that happened in my mind in the Audubon Society merch store here was v satisfying

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unsubscribed from the Arby's coupon emails

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think part of the reason I feel like it's lonelier online than it used to be is there's nothing I have that has a "presence system" anymore? like nowhere I can just go and see if someone has a green bubble when I just like, wanna talk for a little? everybody's online always which means nobody is advertised as being online in a way that says explicitly "hey you can message me first with just a hi if you want"

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the high school Career Week speaker from Strangers With Candy..... she was so real for this

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no. am simply not going to do this

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exhausting country everybody but y'all can pick like. two

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one thing I have learned in my life is every time you see a ":-)" in a C comment you are about to go on a journey you VERY the fuck MUCH did NOT ask to go on

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love too use my JARLINK Brand 30x 60x Illuminated Jewelers Loupe Magnifier to examine my Bitcoin

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$62.70 of Chinese food delivered to my house will fix me

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people think doing software engineering is like “you write a program” but it’s actually “you spend weeks waiting for some guy to get back to you with a one sentence reply to a question that still manages to reek of ‘you are the only stupidest person in the world who could ever have been dumb enough to have had this question and I have logged your idiocy in my Contempt File which I will summarily share with all the other guys while I decide which ticket from 4-8 business weeks ago to pick up’”

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GHCup, the tool for downloading, installing, updating, managing versions of all the pieces of the Haskell toolchain, is the best thing out there for this kind of thing, positively no contest

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only thing more humiliating than dying of a skateboarding injury in your 40s would be surviving a skateboarding injury in your 40s

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people have repeatedly looked at babies and said “Deirdre” they’ve done that on purpose nobody made them

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Ina Garten earned a pilot’s certificate in North Carolina while Jeffrey was serving in the Vietnam War then worked on nuclear energy budgets in the White House during the Ford and Carter administrations https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ina_Garten

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