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IT’S IGUANA MATING SEASON MF’ER, AND YOU GOTTA PRETTY FACE 👀

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That’d be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called “Butcher”, and he absolutely lived up to his name 💪

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Leave the cart wherever it happens to be, citing “fate”

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Karma doesn’t exist on Lemmy as of version 19.0

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So, theoretically, if the right person died, we could make “fetch” happen?

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Hammock you scrotum, you’ve turned me into a RoboCop

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SANDWICH ARTIST SNEEZED ON MY LETTUCE

I ATE IT ANYWAYS

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Instructions unclear, gave the ham a B+ and then put it in a gravity bong. Judged the Hi-C on only surface values.

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I don’t microwave my burritos, I intimidate them into cooking themselves.

What happened to "stoner" comedies?

Half-Baked. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Grandma’s Boy. Dude, Where’s My Car? Where have the movies like this gone? Clerks 3 was, I think, the last good one I’ve ever seen (and even they got too real and too sad so I don’t even know if I ever want to see it again as a comedy). There’s gotta be some good, funny shit...

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Pulp Fiction. The Godfather part II. Mulan. House of 1000 Corpses. Coffee and Cigarettes. Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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I can’t even fuck

Yeah man, we hear ya

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Oh my God, that’s disgusting! Where?

Roku has patented a way to show ads over anything you plug into your TV (arstechnica.com)

A patent application from the company spotted by Lowpass describes a system for displaying ads over any device connected over HDMI, a list that could include cable boxes, game consoles, DVD or Blu-ray players, PCs, or even other video streaming devices. Roku filed for the patent in August 2023 and it was published in November...

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The problem there is proprietary hardware blobs, no one’s made open-source drivers for any of the myriad TV manufacturers, each with their own OS.

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I nominate Niel Patrick Harris for the role of “love interest”

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