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superbetsy

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Director of Software Engineering. Apple alum. #StarWars, #Math, #VideoGames, #Books, #Knitting, #SpinningWheels, #Rowing, #DogPictures, #Minnesotan. My hair was weird before weird hair was cool.

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I saw a florid, cursive-y car decal that’s living rent-free in my mind. It said, “stay alive, don’t text and drive.” What makes this notable wasn’t the sentiment, valid though it was. It was the fact that it was ON THE BACK OF A HEARSE.

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I am “I have a favorite hardware store” years old.

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There was a short but explosive cloudburst that walked through last night while I was at dinner. I came home to find my pool furniture had been rather precariously rearranged by the wind.

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For the first time in a very long time I was able to celebrate my birthday with my friends!! Orangetheory with the crew this morning (working out with a crown and sash is hard!) and dinner with my boyfriend at a winery tonight. A rainbow capped off the day. I loved every minute working at Apple, but celebrating today without the overtones of the conference was really special.

A double rainbow over a green field and forest.

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@dimsumthinking thank you!

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@jamesdempsey thank you!

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I just finished my 20th book of 2024. Based on my book journal, the highest rated book of the year so far, with a very rare 5/5, is Shark Heart. Oh heavens did I love that book. https://www.emilyhabeck.com/shark-heart-novel

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I will not pick fights with people on the book recommendation subreddits. I will not pick fights with people on the book recommendation subreddits. I will not pick fights with people on the book recommendation subreddits.

But seriously if you have such bad taste that you’re practically illiterate, you shouldn’t be allowed to contribute.

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Tonight at my nail salon, the young woman next to me had a medical emergency. The swiftness and fury with which this room of all women, presumably at least some mothers based on age, leapt into action to support her was astonishing. Women are incredibly badass, and women collectively going into “protection” mode is a force of nature.

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I wonder if he’s stoked to finally win the popular vote.

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34 counts.
In a row??

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Is this what it’s like when your sportsingball team wins? Because I think I might finally get it.

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I spend a lot of time reassuring my aging self that I’m still hip and cool. Then today, upon encountering some sort of music festival, I asked the security guard, “what’s that hootenanny over yonder?” One might conclude that not only am I no longer hip and cool, I was NEVER hip and cool.

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The Husbands by Holly Gramazio was an interesting read. The writer writes for video games, which I could sort of feel (in a good way.) It got a little repetitive and one note… maybe would have really shined as a novella? But it was new and different and creative!

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If you love folk/country/Americana music and hate the political right, have I ever got the song for you. This is going to enter heavy rotation. https://music.apple.com/us/album/freedom-dont-come-easy/1740448604?i=1740448606

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Remember that scene in Lost where Sawyer is annoyed by a super loud frog, and he enlists Hurley to help hunt it down. Then he smashes it with his bare hands while Hurley looks on, aghast? Having been woken up at 4:28am by a toad outside my window that sounded JUST like a ringing phone… I’m on Sawyer’s side.

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@markmiller YOU TAKE THAT BACK. I refuse to believe 14 years have passed. My white hair begs to differ.

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As usual, the conversations I’m having with NPCs in Paper Mario are better than most I have in real life.

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I hate to link to the bad place, but in Iowa there was the scariest tornado I’ve ever seen. Subvortices and the adjacent clouds making a SKULL. Seriously…. 💀 There are more photos on the mentioned account of the tornado and the damage. So so scary. https://x.com/mikecollierwx/status/1793054540322738626?s=46&t=fJTZ42SUS1NkKz9Ri2vDZg

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The chaser posted a long video on YouTube. You can see the subvortices develop about a minute in. https://youtu.be/R_ZDVYzIhgc?si=FfWKEA-6mGAI0euw

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I tried a new company for my vaguely-annual carpet cleaning. The technician finished and said, “it’s fine to walk on it, but before you do, wipe your feet…” then he looked at Toby and said, “…and your paws.” So safe to say they’re officially my new carpet cleaning company.

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I wish I had remembered opening all the windows before I decided to sing the role of Mother Superior when The Sound of Music soundtrack came on during my shower.

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Today I learned there is a nationwide organization that provides free veterinary care to those facing homelessness (https://www.thestreetdogcoalition.org) and there’s a food shelf in Minneapolis exclusively for pet food. (https://www.thebondbetween.org/pet-food-shelf)

I will be donating to both. ❤️

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