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purple

@purple@nya.social

10,500 RPM of redline
xmpp/smtp at infiniteregress.space
he/they (big spoon)
lazy space capybara (bouncy type)

bad bitches should go give headpats to my pet @nebula <3 <3 <3

please forget to check out my website https://infiniteregress.space

President - East Side Down-low Trans-vocational Motorcycle Zaibatsu - est. 2022

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profile pic by @heatherhorns; a purple space capybara with a tail made of plasma (wearing a yellow hoodie)
banner pic CC0 by me; Diablo napping on top of a midtower computer 🐾

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purple, to random
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windows is free if you don't value your privacy

icedquinn, to random
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savaged

purple,
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@icedquinn most folks have never seen what success is. we can blame our parents.

purple, to random
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i would like to thank literally everyone around me for renewing my interest in analog photography even though i left all of my analog gear back in Kentucky 💢

taber, to random
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one thing I have learned in my life is every time you see a ":-)" in a C comment you are about to go on a journey you VERY the fuck MUCH did NOT ask to go on

purple,
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@taber aww c'mon this is an intended use of the preprocessor, doesn't even count as abuse!

tk, to motorcycles
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My CRF450RL supposedly has a 0-60 MPH time of just under 5 seconds. Not bad for a 450cc single! :blobfoxowomlem:

purple,
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@tk CBR250R is listed at 7 or 8 seconds, but, uh, that's a lie.. it's faster..

purple, to random
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windows 95 locking up immediately after installing plus.

classic.

purple,
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@salcedo a coworker dropped "nuclear football osama assassinate president" mid-meeting yesterday and i lost my fuckin shit 10/10 he wasnt even american

hierarchon, to random
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honestly one of the killer things about nixos to me is that i can just ad-hoc patch sway to have my desktop pointer spy functionality and it'll just automatically apply that patch from now on. ofc this also means i don't hit the binary cache but that's unavoidable (and it'll cache locally)

purple,
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@hierarchon "automatic patching? yeah, pkgsrc does that."

nixos reinvents every wheel in existence all in the name of reproducible builds AND YET...

purple, to random
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NetBSD is blessed. also nini fedi

tk, to random
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@purple How do you feel about protogens? :blobfox3c:

purple,
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@tk fantastic, outstanding, ideal, top-tier

purple,
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@tk i'm a card-carrying monstertfucker, you see

purple,
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@tk YES.

purple, to random
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i need one of you estroginated mfs to give me a carry like whoa

izaya, to random
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ZZR250 has passed the rego inspection!

purple,
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@izaya such emissions! wow tire tread!

tk, to motorcycles
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I almost fucking died while riding yesterday, and it was all my fault! :blobfoxscared: #motorcycle

I was passing a truck on SR-20 right as oncoming traffic—hidden by trees when I started my pass—was almost right in front of me. I only had a few feet to slip between both oncoming traffic and that truck. Never passing with such little margin again!

@Ariri @izaya @purple @Rocc @shibao

purple,
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@Rocc @tk @Ariri @izaya @shibao for every story like that, remember this story:
some souped up rumble rumble Dodge Charger asks me for a race. in turn, i ask if he wants to get beaten by a single cylinder. he laughs, we line up, i win.

^_^

purple, to random
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i'm sooo happy to have a backpack now ^_^

@nebula has ridden with me for almost 200 miles and they don't even know it! earlier today i had them fix the velcro on my glove and it was the gayest shit ever ☺️

icedquinn, to random
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consumer marketing: :blobcatsuit: you need this optical connection the light makes the home cinema more chad

production staff: :comfystoner: so anyway i dunno man we just used a 2$ XLR cable found lying by the side of the road and jammed that shit in to my pocket recorder

purple,
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@icedquinn tricks nobody tells you: use a regular TRS cable to connect the "SPDIF" ports on your sound card and your home stereo together. and it will just magically work, no analog line between source and amp 😌

vriska, to random
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I keep getting beat at video games

purple,
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@vriska skill issue, imo

tk, to random
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Americans sure suck at driving and taking care of their cars considering how much they depend on them. :blobfoxgoogly:

purple,
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@tk folks can't afford to take care of them. also they may not be capable of doing the labor, have the tools, have the time to learn how to do it, and so on. i consider myself fucking privileged to have that. most folks have to pay 3x the cost of the consumables to have someone do it for them.

my time aint that valuable, yet. cars are a goddamn hole in the road in to which america pours money.

purple,
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@tk Hale no it doesn't

for that, i blame our dogshit licensing standards, laws that cause distraction by requiring too many (redundant/useless) road signs but don't limit advertising or commercial signage, and our propensity to double-down on fucking awful infrastructure instead of implementing known fixes (ye olde american exceptionalism)

i also blame judges that let repeat offenders continue to have driving privileges.

as an aside to american road design itself: a fuckton of our roads, especially in the midwest & frontier states, don't exactly "go anywhere". we can blame how lot parceling was experimented with back then on this.

tk, to random
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Space junk is just Earth's dandruff and humanity is the irritant that caused it. :blobfoxgooglymlem:

purple,
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@tk i hate this i hate this i hate this

nik, to random

I'm so so so so sick of living in a place where I have to drive everywhere

purple,
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@nik thats why i ride motorcycles instead. not a solution but way more fun and way less environmental impact.

purple, to random
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apologies for seriousposting at this time of day. good moringg, fedi

purple, to random
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looking back on ur 20's like an anime training montage

purple,
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@tk you have a good eye, tho!

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